Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

[verenos]

Wapner, Time to watch Wapner.

 

[El_Capitan]

I'm-m-m-mmm-m-make not Sim-m-mmm-m-ple Jack.

 

[lowguppy]

"Fishing?"

 

[coteau]

Bill tries to figure out Microsoft's new interface....Microsoft Telli-type 100 Ergonomic/Airgonomic AirKeyboard but accidentally plugs the usb cable for the handmotion sensor into his ear because the instructions were in Mandarin.

 

[board_marshall]

PSA: This is your brain on Windows Vista, any questions?

 

[lorddrake]

I noticed your Gangsta... Im pretty Gangsta myself

 

[pale paladin]

"this is the type of dope game i used to seduce Steve Job's wife with."

 

[weewoo87]

I think I just sharted....Correction, I know I just sharted.

 

[zak_mckraken]

Billah!

 

[datawrecker]

I believe I just shart myself...

 

[logitic]

"Man I wish I lived in Pandora. Those blue chicks are hot yo!"

 

[noob2222]

This is your brain
This is Windows Vista
This is your brain on Windows Vista. "I like Tater-Tots"

 

[fulle]

What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like... yeah.

 

[Ho0d1um]

Its got what plants crave...
Its got electrolytes...

 

[lurker123]

I used to do a kewl Dr. Spock but now I've gone all spastic.

 

[jcknouse]

"...and that's why Media Center PC is so good with music media.

Speaking of music...one time...when I was at band camp..."

 

[fball922]

Ya'll know me, still same ol B, but a bit low key, hated on by most these Apples wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys, no boats no snowmobiles and no skis. Mad at me because I finally afford to provide PCs wit GUIs.

Ok, I am no rapper, but I thought it was clever...

 

[decepticon]

[citation][nom]eyemaster[/nom]Here's my impression of Steven Hawkins...[/citation]
Stephen Hawking

 

[Guest]

Bill Gates is saying: "Windows 7 is the next big step in operating system development and by the year 2012, will be the premiere operating system of choice for consumers and businesses alike."

 

[chosenlast]

TIMMAY!!!!

 

[decepticon]

"West SIIIIIIDEEEE!"

 

[fazers_on_stun]

"And then I met this bimbo with bolt-ons THIS big..."

 

[Guest]

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a phone
It's a white 32 gig iPhone
I got that A-T-and-T
Never thought I'd see the day
When a phone like this, would come my way
Believe me when I say, your Blackberrys gay

 

[Guest]

my hands naturally fall into the ctrl-alt-delete posture....

 

[Guest]

Microsoft is waaaay more gangsta than Apple!