Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

[Guest]

Bill does his best Joe Cocker Impression.

 

[tex1820]

I'm a gangster Straight up G!

 

[eddieroolz]

Never before have I seen this many hidden comments on the front page.

 

[rockne]

Yo Steve, that nacho idea, man, that NACHO idea!

 

[Guest]

I'm a Dingleberry yo!

 

[Guest]

Booyakasha!

 

[stige]

(said on Jan 27th, 2010...) Yo, Steve Jobs! I'ma let U finish but first, I just gotta say that, MS new Zune Phone will be the best phone EVER. Peace.

 

[back_by_demand]

BRAINZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[micky_lund]

wow...so many comments
ill just add to the spam

 

[Guest]

"See how simple it is to use Project Natal"

 

[Guest]

"Gosh, I can't decide whether to join the Bloods or the Crips"

 

[marraco]

you don't do it with apple, so you are just spamming us with "look how apple are cool and windows are geek"

 

[tipoo]

They see me rollin...They hatin.

 

[Guest]

The XBOX 360 failure rate is at .001%.

 

[Guest]

When are you guys going to get it? I don't work for Microsoft anymore so I am not responsible.

 

[th3r1val]

"Bill Gates has shut down, due to an unexpected error. Please re-boot system to continue. If problem persists, please contact network Administrator for help or support."

 

[ozzman24]

Where's all the Windows at?!

 

[mchldpy]

" Where's my helmet? my bus is here, my bus is here."

 

[cookoy]

Why a blue screen? Well, it's like this, ahh, Windows 95/98 crashed so often when i do public presentations that they just focus the camera on me when a crash happened. The Blue Screen of Death really matched the color of my eyes, so the TV viewers won't notice something bad just happened.

 

[leakingpaint]

"After extensive use of our new Surface technology we have discovered a few minor side effects..."

 

[xaira]

"Im rich bitch!!!"

 

[The Schnoz]

4+3=Windows 7 bitches!

 

[tgoviper]

"chicka chicka yeah!" (Superbad)

 

[The Schnoz]

FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!

 

[rockyjohn]

No the wire does not go all the way through.