Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

[mavroxur]

XD

 

[omnimodis78]

[citation][nom]SoiledBottom[/nom]1 - It should always be hands on for a happy ending.2 - masturbate a man and he gets off once but if you teach a man to masturbate he gets off for a life time.3 - Masturbation never says NO, I have a head ache 4 - Once the power goes out that machine is dead to me.5 - Do I have to take the machine to dinner or a movie first ?[/citation]
Hopefully, for your own sake, I hope you're not under the impression as you walk through life, that you're actually funny...

 

[4745454b]

Isn't there already a hands free "device"?

While its the right color, its the wrong shape. (and yes, appears to be the wrong size as well.)

 

[Guest]

I guess it's plug&play certified

 

[Guest]

Doctor: I would like you to drop your pants and underwear now. Ok now turn your head and cough and cough again. OK....now Fu*k this machine.

 

[Guest]

How many tissues are needed between each use for a heavy user like Quagmire?

 

[therabiddeer]

Yea, I am totally going to stick my penis into something that thousands if not tens of thousands of other chinese guys have stuck their penises (penii?) into.

I know there is some kind of prostitute joke in here somewhere...

 

[marcolorenzo]

I`m pretty sure somewhere in the Bible, there was something that discouraged this...

 

[drwho1]

Look Mom! No Hands!

 

[back_by_demand]

The worlds most expensive fleshlight

 

[shin0bi272]

I was expecting to see a picture of a hot chinese nurse but I was let down when it was a machine... *sigh* that 1 child policy might not be such a hot idea.

 

[nebun]

lol...only in china,lol....i guess this is new tech in population control, lol.....sad very sad....i guess they want to to get every drop, lol

 

[zeratul600]

2800 per unit? man you can put a dark room on a disco and charge 20 bucks per job, and im sure that you will get your money back on a weekend of guys avoiding blue bals from grinding dance

 

[damric]

We need one of these for the frat house.

Just needs some lipstick.

 

[alextheblue]

[citation][nom]freggo[/nom]Can you overclock it ?[/citation]Well, article does say that the frequency can be adjusted by the user. I'll bet it even has an unlocked multiplier. Just don't push it too hard until you get some better thermal grease.
[citation][nom]damric[/nom]We need one of these for the frat house.Just needs some lipstick.[/citation]You'd better bolt it to the floor first.

 

[merikafyeah]

I'll just leave this here: http://bit.ly/SrOIRQ

 

[gsacks]

Reminds me of the old joke:

Young sailor goes to the first mate and complains that he need shore leave. He's got to have a woman. The first mate puts his arm around the lad and walk him across the ship. 'Here', he says. Just stick it in this hole in this barrel. Warily, the young sailor does as he is told, and receives a quite pleasurable experience. He finishes his business and turns to the first mate. 'That was amazing. Can I use that anytime?'. The first mate replies, 'any day except Tuesday.'. 'Why not Tuesday?' he asks. 'Tuesday is your turn in the barrel.'

 

[JOSHSKORN]

[citation][nom]toms my babys daddy[/nom]looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.[/citation]
Don't think it'll come from Jane. LOL

 

[eklipz330]

pfft i'll wait for the one that'll do it while you're sitting down.

jerkit droid 2.0 or whatever.

 

[Alphi]

if they had one of these at the detox clinic then people like Charlie sheen would turn up more often.

 

[bigdog44]

I heard a rumor that apple has a lawsuit against the company that makes these... Wait that has to be backwards because apples' products screw their customers...

 

[lunyone]

I have to ask.....
Does it play.......CRYSIS???? Lol!

 

[JonnyDough]

[citation][nom]digiex[/nom]They will never beat the hand.[/citation]

I'll high five that! If you wash your hands first.

 

[jkflipflop98]

[citation][nom]digiex[/nom]They will never beat the hand.[/citation]

But they WILL beat the meat.

 

[cats_Paw]

Using solf language to describe this wont make it more.. politicly inadequate...