Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

[Guest]

! MALFUNCTION !

 

[spookyman]

That thing is so small. No wonder Asian women go nuts over American GI's

 

[spookyman]

[citation][nom]marcolorenzo[/nom]I`m pretty sure somewhere in the Bible, there was something that discouraged this...[/citation]

And you are supposed to stone your daughter or spouse if they look at someone in a naughty way.

 

[back_by_demand]

[citation][nom]marcolorenzo[/nom]I`m pretty sure somewhere in the Bible, there was something that discouraged this...[/citation]
I don't think so, i'm pretty sure I would have remembered the 11th Commandment, "thou shalt not spanketh thine monkey"

 

[waelkd]

forever aloners, Assemble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Welcome to last year. This thing was introduced to the world over a year ago and it's just now making news again? Must be a slow day.

Here's the original Youtube link from april 2011: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GiEGPm-Ws

 

[blackened144]

"Yeah, like I'm going to stick my dick, which shoots a liquid, into something that plugs into the wall."
[Dramatic Pause]
"So I'm on the floor fukcing this thing, the lights flicker, and I about have a heart attack."

-Robert Schimmel

 

[Guest]

A Chinese massage parlor will do it for a hundred bucks.

 

[lpedraja2002]

*As you approach the machine and step on the pressure pad, the machine turns on and asks:

"Sucky sucky!?"

*You look at the options on the display, you mark the only option which stated "YES!"

 

[badtaylorx]

[citation][nom]therabiddeer[/nom]Yea, I am totally going to stick my penis into something that thousands if not tens of thousands of other chinese guys have stuck their penises (penii?) into.I know there is some kind of prostitute joke in here somewhere...[/citation]


Kim Kardashian???

 

[army_ant7]

"Handsfree"? Now I can drive safe with both hands on the wheel.

 

[CheesyHotDogPuff]

Say Whaaaaaat?

 

[1337RPG]

Never mind about that $2800 PC I wanted, my savings are going into this machine!

 

[Guest]

perspective: computing usd to be done in large, centrlaized locations only made possible by group cooperation and perserverance. teams of people with highly divergent and specialized skills were needed to maintain and operate these facilities.

Sanitation currently is still operating under that model. get it?

 

[wildwell]

Will insurance cover this?

 

[Raiddinn]

How long do you think its going to be before these start showing up in peep show rooms?

For that matter, I see the invention of masturbation cafes on the horizon.

 

[Guest]

Where are the benchmarks? How far can you overclock this? Anti-virus software a must?

 

[Raiddinn]

[citation][nom]back_by_demand[/nom]I don't think so, i'm pretty sure I would have remembered the 11th Commandment, "thou shalt not spanketh thine monkey"[/citation]

Search for "Spilling thy seed" instead.

 

[Guest]

This is very degrading.Why these guys think that men will stick their penis to any open hole?.
This is kinda dangerous.I thought nobody knew we were masturbating!.

 

[mr_tuel]

Clearly not one-size-fits-all....

 

[hax0red]

Where can I buy one?

 

[ronch79]

Perfect for those who like to do it standing up.

 

[dscudella]

How does this compare to AMD Trinity for gaming?

LOL sorry, had to.

 

[Tuishimi]

[citation][nom]dscudella[/nom]How does this compare to AMD Trinity for gaming? LOL sorry, had to.[/citation]

It beats it, hands down.

 

[Guest]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH