Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

[darkavenger123]

[citation][nom]freggo[/nom]Can you overclock it ?[/citation]
You can OverCOCK it.

 

[Guest]

Future news: There was a bug in the firmware that got one patient castrated and many more were bruised while downloading the firmware update in the middle of the session.

 

[Guest]

But can it run Crysis?!

 

[cRACKmONKEY421]

ROFL

 

[jgutz2006]

Sloppy seconds!

 

[Guest]

But can it play Crysis thou? : )~

 

[Dragos D]

I'm trying to picture their QA department.

 

[Duckhunt]

Well if they made it into a voting machine, more folk would vote. You get F+ked either way by both parties. This article is pretty sexist , what about women?

 

[kanaida]

Man I sure hope the 'soft parts' are disposable... It would get pretty nasty quick. But then again... bukkake isn't an english word haha

 

[cj_online]

Can you overclock it ?

More like "Can you overcock it?".

 

[Dominic Giallombardo]

Errmm I hope they change out the hole after each patient. Can you use lubricant with it?

 

[soundping]

And you get a fortune cookie after your done.

 

[Milleman]

Fine, but... Will it run Crysis?

 

[bemused_fred]

And you get a fortune cookie after your done.

"Your wife will have a big surprise today"