kinda ordered it without checking the dimensions
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
😡! Most people check the case dimensions
before ordering, so they have a good chance of fitting all the parts inside. Get out your oxyacetylene cutter, plus a big sledge hammer, to squash everything in. Still, if it's a total disaster, you can take it back to the shop. It should be OK, but........ (i give up).
use a cable that is already making contact with contact with the metal beam in my home that takes care of the grounding issue,
As discussed earlier, the "earth" wire you've used may not be thick enough to handle very high fault currents and the Bulldog clip used to hold it against the beam isn't anywhere near meeting electrical grounding requirements. Still, it's your life that's at risk, not mine.
if the voltage goes too high, i imagine the GFCI plug that i use will pop
Wrong. GFCI (Ground Fault Circuit Interrupters), also known as Residual Current Breakers, or as I still call them, Earth Leakage Circuit Breakers, are not designed to protect from over-Voltage.
Instead, as the term "Current" in the name implies, they're they're designed to trip when the
Current returning to the Neutral connection is at least 20mA (or 30mA) lower than the current entering through the Line input. Nothing to do with Voltage.
I've seen (and measured) excessively high voltages in hotel rooms whilst abroad:-
In one instance when the town mains failed, the hotel staff switched on a large diesel powered generator, set to 300V AC. All the light fittings in my room exploded in showers of sparks and gobs of molten metal dripped out of a fluoresecent lamp ballast.
Another time, I returned to a different hotel room to find all the lights had blown (literally). Using my torch, I found shards of broken glass from overhead bulbs littering the floor, the bed and inside my open suitcase. I measured the voltage at the wall and found it was 330V AC. A small petrol powered generator outside was screaming its head off, with a broken speed governor.
so far we both agree that my UPS is about as good as a 3 month old cheeseburger
Your UPS is better than a 'poke in the eye with a sharp stick', in as much as it hasn't killed your computer yet, but without measuring the AC output waveform on a 'scope, it's impossible to diagnose how "good" it is at long distance.
irregular voltage ??? static ????
Irregular voltage certainly, short duration transients, surges, dips, brown outs, RFI, yes, but I don't associate "static" with low impedance power circuits, only with high impedance.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Static_electricity
so my gaming laptop has zero security here....
No laptop is 100% secure anywhere on Earth, unless switched off and locked in a waterproof, earthquake proof, GBU-57A/B MOP proof, asteroid proof, subduction zone proof, End of the Universe proof, bank vault. Even then, the battery will eventually leak (maybe). It might also get dropped or stolen.