Almost 27, Big Wonderful Wyoming.
Built well over 2000 machines, not sure how many, had a comp bussiness for 3 years, worked in IT for 8, currently a netadmin for a large cable provider, only three of us in the state. Been programming various languages and working on all manner of machines for 16 years and playing games for 21 (first Nintendo in town baby!).
Certs:
MSCE (expired cause it sucks, NT and 2000,) A+ (haha, took it when I was 18 cuz an employer needed it, didn't study, just went in and took it, perfect score!) BiCSI, ALCOA, 3M, NetTest, CSSA, EIA/TIA Fiber Optic Technician and Fiber Optic Installer, and probably some other crap I forgot about. No CCNA crap, no point in going to school for something you can learn in a week messing around with the real thing. Currently studying for JNCIS-m and JNCIP-M, though I doubt I'll bother taking the tests.
I'm also employed by a mental health non-profit with 4 offices and around 70 staff as their IT staff, uh, person. And I do a lot of small business work on the side, everything from CPA's to banks, and printing and publishing companies.