GeForce FX 5900 Ultra or Viagra?

[ufo_warviper]

Both of these products are rumored to offer the highest performance available on the market. I can't make up my mind. Which product offers the best quality money can buy? If someone could help me solve this impossible dillemma I would very much appreciate it. I would like replies ASAP because I am in a hurry to make my long-awaited purchase

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[sargeduck]

LOL! :lol:

 

[flamethrower205]

Hmm, for Viagra you need a female. If you have that software package installed, take the Viagra.

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

 

[ufo_warviper]

Bump

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[BigBiggist]

Hmmmmmmmmm........how about "Ultra-Viagra-Alternative."

According to these guys when compared to normal viagra this one is ultra. LoL it even comes in a "Ultra-V-Cream".

<A HREF="http://nubioresearch.com/ultrav/" target="_new">http://nubioresearch.com/ultrav/</A>

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey, unless another monkey monkies with another monkey's monkey before the wise monkey monkies with another monkey's monkey.

 

[flamethrower205]

They sell these yellow horny goat pills at 7-11, I may buy apack one day to see what they do.

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

 

[BigBiggist]

Lol ive seen those bad boys. Just be sure your not around alot of girls or your gonna be in for some ultra-slapping.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey, unless another monkey monkies with another monkey's monkey before the wise monkey monkies with another monkey's monkey.

 

[ufo_warviper]

Ok, which one of these badboys offers the best price/performance ratio?


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[lhgpoobaa]

Well the performance of Viagra is known... its up to the enduser to 'apply' that performance.
So stamina and physical prowess is important.


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[flamethrower205]

Actually, I should think it's anything that moves. Those guys behind the counter...yeah, they better run when I take one of em pills.

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

 

[coolsquirtle]

dude, u dont need Viagra to nail a chick unless u have ED
so go for the 5900Ultra~~

and at my corner store they sell Viagra and FX5900 as a combo, u should go check it out lol

Proud Owner the Block Heater
120% nVidia Fanboy
PROUD OWNER OF THE GEFORCE FX 5900ULTRA <-- I wish this was me
I'd get a nVidia GeForce FX 5900Ultra... if THEY WOULD CHANGE THAT #()#@ HSF

 

[TKS]

I heard Viagra 'optimized' their bench tests with the medical field...but then again...Nvidia did the same with their bench tests and 3dmark....bah!

Get em both! That way you can slap it around with the card!

<font color=blue>I don't have to be careful! I have a gun!</font color=blue>
<font color=green>Homer Simpson</font color=green>

TKS

 

[flamethrower205]

wanna sword fight?

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

 

[ufo_warviper]

Who else thinks I should get both the 5900 Ultra and Viagra? Back in the Days of 1998 performance conscious consumers would have to buy both the Voodoo2 and the Riva TNT to ensure optimal performance in all types of applications. Maybe the same type of scenario will manage to work out here well the 5900 Ultra and the Viagra. What do you think? Will I need a Pass-through cable for this operation to succeed?

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[RCPilot]

ROTFLMAO

Well, I didn't think that was gonna happen!!!

 

[SHARKMEAT]

Why kids make post and never say anything just like the post Coolsquirtle just made,hell he,s probley got more pinples on his face than buckwheat.He better find a girl soon or he might go blind .The same old guys on here don't have much to say either.They must have a boreing life,from what I pick up from their posts.If they didn't bash people they would have no reason to make post LOL,because thats all it amounts to is grabage to fill a void.


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[flamethrower205]

Oooo, I'm goin fishing for a week in NJ, and will be huntin for sharks. Will tell you if I catch any (mwahah, I just got meself some heavy duty metal cabling).

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by flamethrower205 on 08/23/03 00:48 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

 

[coolsquirtle]

i have the same amount of pimple as to the amount of warts u have lol

and from ur posts, all i see is trolling~~~~~~~

Proud Owner the Block Heater
120% nVidia Fanboy
PROUD OWNER OF THE GEFORCE FX 5900ULTRA <-- I wish this was me
I'd get a nVidia GeForce FX 5900Ultra... if THEY WOULD CHANGE THAT #()#@ HSF

 

[SHARKMEAT]

Hey kido Coolsquirtle do you actualy know what trolling is??.How can I troll grabage.I don't call people names and insult them,or belittle them,as some people do.
BTW if you get away from the computer and get a psrt time job you maybe able to get that a desent video card like that FX5900Ultra.

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[TKS]

sharky's just jealous cuz he don't own sharkyextre.com

Getting into his 'mode of things' I'll attempt to 'read' his character by his posts:

He's named after something people cook and eat...therefore he is FAT...I'd say pushing 300 lbs

He's posted on thread concerning Viagra so he's impotent...wait...that makes me impotent to! doh!

He <i>thinks</i> he knows meanings of words and believes their meaning unique to him...therefore he is self righteous and over confident

Self righteousness is the belief that your existence should be exalted above all others' existence...therefore, all other people do not matter. So...he cares for no one but himself...which means he has to be a chronic masturbator because only his satisfaction matters...no one elses does.


See How fun this is Sharky? Why did you have to bring Freud into computers? Why couldn't ya just sit back, relax, and not give two squirts of pee what anyone else did, especially when all of the replies are all in good fun?

<font color=blue>I don't have to be careful! I have a gun!</font color=blue>
<font color=green>Homer Simpson</font color=green>

TKS

 

[SHARKMEAT]

TKS....LOL How can you know my lifes ensight so well most what you said is the truth you must have esp!!.I own more than you think..I would give you the web page to see what I own,but they might band me from here,and I just couldn't give up reading all these smart posts that guys like Coolsquritie make it takes the daily strain off my mine.
TKS...Hell you probley have one of my products and not even know it.lol..BTW I never cared for Sharkextre,is like Ga,penuts to me LOL.I do only care for myself of course my famailly to a certian point ( money ) hehe,do you really think people care for you,go broke and see who your friends are .BTW I do help some of the guys on here that ask for help.Maybe not correct all the time but I do try once in awhile,just to be noble .

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[coolsquirtle]

ya i know what trolling is, a perfect example is shown by u~~~~

Also i dont need a part time job to to get the FX5900Ultra, the problem is whether or not i want to spend the money.
stop being a u know what, ur not making any intelligent post AFAIK so go to your job and worry abour your own economic situation

Proud Owner the Block Heater
120% nVidia Fanboy
PROUD OWNER OF THE GEFORCE FX 5900ULTRA <-- I wish this was me
I'd get a nVidia GeForce FX 5900Ultra... if THEY WOULD CHANGE THAT #()#@ HSF