IBM's Watson Memorizes Urban Dictionary... and Now Needs a Swear Filter

[Guest]

Watson acquired a bit of a foul mouth after absorbing the contents of Urban Dictionary.

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[memadmax]

lololol

 

[Guest]

Female Doctor: "Watson! You been very naughty today diagnosing those mammograms."

 

[Warsaw]

Hah, and if only there was a video of it....

 

[Nakal]

You mean Watson would be a real life Dr. House? lol

 

[NightLight]

"chill out dickwad!"

 

[rb420]

Would be interesting to hear the Watson work the term "Dutch rudder" into conversation

 

[serendipiti]

[citation][nom]Warsaw[/nom]Hah, and if only there was a video of it....[/citation]

Surely there must be some sort of gag about this... perhaps Monty Python ?

 

[HenrikG]

Watson, what's your diagnosis...

Watson: "She seems to be suffering from the aftermath of a Monkey Monsoon". LMAO...

 

[Blessedman]

You got cancer bitch!

 

[kanoobie]

They can never create a robot sophisticated enough to emulate the sharp wit and infinite charm of Sean Connery from Celebrity Jeopardy!

 

[back_by_demand]

Watson can be the chief medical examiner:-
"Steve, looks to me like after they killed this guy, the perpetrators rolled him over and cornholed him about thirty or forty times."
"Look at that. That there is a posthumous multiple cornhole entry wound."

 

[opmopadop]

The other night I googled 'angry seahorse' hoping to find a picture (going to name the new seahorses after Dexter characters). Imagine my surprise when Urban Dictionary was the first item returned... Suffice to say I woke up a few times in the night giggling for all the wrong reasons.

 

[TheBigTroll]

Whoever decided urban dictionary was a good place to start is stupid

 

[back_by_demand]

Urban Dictionary rocks, like "bangers and mash", man I almost wet myself laughing

 

[uglynerdman]

hahaahah i can imagine watson on jeopardy, "what is a cleveland steamer"

 

[markusmcnugen]

Did they record any of his profane responses? If not, they just killed some comedy gold.

 

[computernerdforlife]

Question: What is the purpose of life.
Watson: Bitch, please.

 

[abbadon_34]

Movie "Short Circuit" : Johnny Five is Alive !

 

[Haserath]

Next up:

Teaching Watson the basics of conversation via YouTube.

 

[Guest]

Interesting... I wonder if Watson can completely urbanize something like Romeo and Juliet or Les Miserables.

 

[hotdogee]

My girl friend made this illustration about Watson learning the Urban Dictionary:
http://caq-qoq.blogspot.tw/2013/01/blog-post_11.html

 

[jj463rd]

It needs emotions like anger,feeling threatened etc and should be hooked up to nuclear missile launch control systems,codes etc.

 

[warezme]

[citation][nom]jj463rd[/nom]It needs emotions like anger,feeling threatened etc and should be hooked up to nuclear missile launch control systems,codes etc.[/citation]yes so it can get angry at you for turning off the power in the middle of its game of COD and consequently firing a nuke missile at your house..., on second thought, that would be funny.

 

[dozerman]

First article that I've seen in awhile that actually made me laugh.