Captain, you're no fun.
Reasons:
1)so you could say you have the biggest e-penis
2)so you could load quake 3 entirely into your cache and play it running a 32-bit emulator
3)so you have the worlds largest personal computer heating system
4)so this gives you a reason to hold all the lan parties at your house. see #1
5)so you could throw some popcorn on the cache and watch it pop
6)see #1
7)Just because it would be the biggest baddest server out there. Hey, you just might lend a few cycles to a university or something
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