I can see it now. The year is 2019 and THG is reviewing the latest batch of smart phones with a SHV screen, 4TB ram and the new Intel Sedenion mobile processor (16 cores).
The phone will initially be offered at $299 by the new T-Verisprint (from the controversial 2018 merger of T-Mobil, Verizon and Sprint) with a 1PB (petabyte) restricted dataplan at $64.99/month
There will be the usual uproar in the comment section as the phone is clearly overpriced using only a 16-core processor and 4TB memory.
This is because 1TB is used for Windows 14 (they skipped Version 13), another 1.5TB is used by standard apps and 0.5TB is used for the integrated graphics memory leaving only 1TB as work and storage memory.
Seeing that the phone comes with a 32MP camera (48bit mode) using 200MB for uncompressed images one can see that the available memory is indeed barely sufficient to do a days worth of taking pictures. Trying to use the integrated SHV video cam is virtually impossible unless one buys the 16TB ram expansion ($99) or switches to the inferior 4K mode.
The phone is receiving generally negative reviews and been widely seen as yet another example of corporate greed and management's inability to listen to what consumers really want.
Oh well, maybe in the next decade we finally get a decent phone at an acceptable price.