Parents Increasingly Naming Children Apple, Mac and Siri

[chanelight]

lawsuits coming in three... two...

 

[randomizer]

I actually think that Siri is not a bad name at all. It's a little odd, yes, but there are far stranger names around. Mac is nothing special and does not necessarily have anything to do with Apple products. However, calling your child Apple, Orange or Chili Dog is just not on.

 

[alidan]

[citation][nom]jupiter optimus maximus[/nom]If you are going to name your child after a product, then you aren't ready to bear children.[/citation]

if i ever have a kid, i am so naming them something horrible...
im also planing a vasectomy so this is a what if scenerio for me

[citation][nom]jerm1027[/nom]ZIF might be good initials for a daughter. Giggity!But seriously, why are these people having children?[/citation]

sex feels good and condoms cost money?

 

[shikamaru31789]

This makes me sad...

 

[yannigr]

Some parents need to ask Siri to Google for their brains. They totally lost their minds...

 

[Guest]

Google ain't that bad. What about the Chinese kids who are named Bing?

 

[wildkitten]

[citation][nom]mjcpoquiz[/nom]Is Zak Islam paid to write and build apple brand?[/citation]
[citation][nom]Gundam288[/nom]That or he has stock in Apple.[/citation]
Zak Islam is quite obviously the beat writer for Tom's. As is typical of the Zak haters, you bash him for being so pro Apple, but completely ignore the articles he does that are not at all flattering of Apple.

 

[cercuitspark]

Siri is a normal name... I know many people named Siri..,

 

[Uberragen21]

It's almost like those girls I knew when I was young...Princess, Porsche, Ferrari, Mercedez. Yeah, none of them were beautiful or inspired sexy curves like their names implied. Nothing new, just another sad round of people being dumb.

 

[sonofliberty08]

stupid parents going to ruin their kids life...... it is ok if u r isheep and wanna name your kids "steve" at least......

 

[Vladislaus]

Any parent that name his children Apple, Google or whatever product/company they like, should be dragged unto the street and shot.

 

[Vladislaus]

[citation][nom]charlieeeh[/nom]Google ain't that bad. What about the Chinese kids who are named Bing?[/citation]
Bing is a Chinese surname that predates the Bing search engine by two millennia.

 

[Guest]

Never Underestimate the Predictability of Stupidity

 

[olaf]

We shall have a lot porn stars soon called Apple, Mac and Siri. 😀

 

[kellybean]

Many people are sheep and have an IQ to match. Just ask any Obama voter.

 

[Anaxamenes]

This is a clear sign that someone doesn't have the mental capability to be a parent to a child. Giving your child a strange name is just so mean to do to them. Growing up is hard enough.

 

[keither5150]

Seven

 

[hrmes]

These names as stupid! If you really want your child's name to be special you should name it 6502!

 

[lp231]

Parents that name their kids with these weird names are hoping it will give them their 15 minutes of fame or make them go on interviews. It's sad they're trying to get money for using their child who can't even walk yet!

 

[hrhuffnpuff]

I was thinking of naming my son Darth once long ago......

 

[spentshells]

Someone needs a slap

 

[kanoobie]

Scarred for life; just ask grandpappy Telegraph.

 

[vittau]

[citation][nom]MisterZ[/nom]Apple are a joke. I'm naming my 3 sons i3, i5, and i7.[/citation]
"Dad, do you like i7 more than me?"

 

[demonhorde665]

i would so go nutso and shoot my f---ing parents if they named me after an apple product.

 

[demonhorde665]

[citation][nom]sonofliberty08[/nom]stupid parents going to ruin their kids life...... it is ok if u r isheep and wanna name your kids "steve" at least......[/citation]

steve is not a bad , choice , doesn't necesarily have to be named after "steve slobs"

Could be named after Steve Harris (iron maiden's bass player and main song writer) Stevey Ray Vaughn, Steve martin, plenty famous folks with the name steve to claim you named your kid after