Hi there, citizen. My name is C. Montgomery McGhee and I just became mayor of your house. May I come in?
Sorry, friend. I’m afraid I can’t “get off your porch” before you “call the cops”. As you can clearly see by taking a look at my phone, I have a duty to this house to fulfill. Now, if you’ll excuse me…
Yikes. Already I can see we’re going to have to work at streamlining the infrastructure around here. Your furniture is sprawling out of control. Looks like you’ve got some traffic problem getting in and out of the bathroom over here. Let’s take a look in the fridge. Oh my. I don’t know how anyone could expect small businesses to put roots down in this house without a decent place to get something to eat. Looks like I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me.
First things first, though. We need to start getting more people interested in bringing their resources into your home. By the looks of your computer desk, I imagine tourism around here is negligible at best, huh? No worries. As my first act as mayor, I’m going to authorize CyberpowerPC to help turn this room around. With all the gaming, surfing, and other media you’ll be able to watch on this sizeable gaming system, I’m willing to bet visitors will start coming by in droves. All we need is a few digital components to connect via the 2 DVI outputs and some digital cable and this 240mm radiator cooling system will help us turn things around here in no time. And now that I’m thinking about it, we may want to grab a slightly smaller card readerto spruce up the front. I’m sure the budget can handle it. If not, I’ll just raise taxes.
Now then, let’s get started on our first budgetary committee meeting so that I can see what I’m dealing with. Where do you keep your account records? Please, sir. Enough with the threats. I know you may not have voted for me, but let’s not make this any more difficult. I’d really hate to become mayor of your face.