My girlfriend and I were having a conversation about what we wanted to name our children. Both of us were raised by California ex-hippies who escaped the scene with their motivation intact, but with enough scars to leave goofy names on their children. You would think that as grownups we would rebel against the idea of doing the same to our children, but both of us also grew up geek so it didn't work out that way. After rejecting names like Jedi, or Obfuscation Jones, we found a name we could both agree on - Awesome Ninja. Our eyes lit up at the same time, and we both inhaled our breath from the joy of knowing - That is the best name EVER! In my mind I could see the birth certificate, the driver's license, the awards and accolades marking their success all made out to Awesome Ninja. And so it was we agreed that our child, male or female, would be Awesome Ninja.
Flash forward to tonight. My girlfriend works in a NICU taking care of sick babies. Often she gives them nicknames while they are under her care. While texting back and forth at lunch I asked if the baby she was taking care of tonight had earned a nickname yet. She said no, that she didn't know what to call her, really.
"Really" I replied," is a pretty good name =)"
A moment later I got a phone call. "Dude!" It was my girlfriend calling. We call each other dude. Probably because we were both born and raised in Southern California. Possibly because our conversational linguistics stopped evolving after 1988. "Check it out! The best baby name ever - Really Awesome Ninja!"
I was stunned. I couldn't speak. The phone dangled in my hand while I stared into the future of Really Awesome Ninja (and hopefully their clan, Really Awesome Ninja jr., the Third, and eventually - Really Awesome Ninja the Final Chapter jr.). In the back of my mind I knew a legacy had begun. Thanks to the twisted imaginations of two nerds and a random text message, the future would never be the same.
But who knows when that future will come. There are no plans for the creation of said Awesome Ninja in baby human form, but looking at that system, I think I could name it Really Awesome Ninja. I'll call it RAN for short, and tell The Girlfriend it's a tribute to Akira Kurosawa. The truth would only hurt her feelings, and I'll be doing enough of that playing Civ V, Fallout: New Vegas, and Rage on that bad boy.