I have been using computers of one sort or another, both at work, and for entertainment, for over 30 years. I have used numerous versions of DOS, Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, NT, XP Home, XP Professional. I work with Macs all day, every day, so I am very familiar with Mac OS 9 and 10 and an early Unix derived OS called NEXT. My platform of choice is the “PC” because it allows me the flexibility to build my own machine, with MY choice of hardware, in a configuration that suits MY needs, all for a lot less than the inflated price of a Mac. I am NOT a computer professional; I have just worked at jobs where computers were necessary, and have been a hard core gamer since Pong. When XP came out, there were a few bugs at first, but in general, the new OS did what I expected it to do. I could play all my games, and all my hardware and software worked reasonably well. When Vista came out, I was blown away by how pretty it looked in all the ads, and on desktops in the stores. Many of my friends and colleagues bought new computers with Vista installed, and so began the bitchfest. Oh My God! I have NEVER heard so many complaints about relatively new hardware and software not working. My friends were going on buying sprees, trying to regain the functionality they had just a few months earlier. New Printers, new software, new video camera, new video cards, new scanner, new this, new that. Sure Vista is real pretty, and supposedly more secure, but XP was doing everything I wanted, without problems, so I thought I would just wait. Well, apparently, Micro$oft has other plans. They are going to discontinue support for XP. Of course, as the problems with Vista keep cropping up, the date when XP dies keeps being pushed back.
So, with the possibility that my still adequate OS (XP) was going to be put down by Micro$oft, I started looking around for an alternative for my next computer project. I wanted to make an energy efficient system to do all my surfing, emailing, office tasks, etc so I wouldn't be sucking 650 watts 24/7 with my gaming rig. Why am I running my gaming machine 24/7?? Well, I have learned from bitter experience that if you don't update your virus definitions AT LEAST once per day, and do a total system virus scan, and a total system spyware scan, with updated spyware definitions of course, and back up the registry, and defrag the hard drive and repair the registry and remove crap from the registry and update Windows with the latest security updates etc etc your PC becomes as slow as a Hippo wallowing in quicksand, and eventually gets so corrupted that you have to spend a whole weekend cursing and swearing at Bill Gates and his buddies while you try to get the goddamn printer working so you can get that friggin assignment in on Monday morning. So, I run my gaming rig 24/7 so while I am sleeping I can run a bucket load of software packages that keep things ship shape, and keep me from going through that EVER AGAIN.
I kept having wild eyed fanatics tell me I should try Linux, but I thought that was an OS only for geeks and nerds, requiring lots of arcane programming knowledge, black horn rimmed glasses held together with tape, and terminal dandruff. (ha, ha, a Linux pun.... “terminal” dandruff).
After a particularly long and stressful weekend trying to help a friend recover ALL his business files from a Vista machine that he was seriously thinking about taking down to the nearest railway tracks, filling with lighter fluid, and setting on fire just as the 1 am train to Windsor came by, I thought maybe I should try Linux, just to see what it looked like.
After a bit of research, I decided to install Ubuntu because it seemed to get the best reviews from people with similar expectations from an OS as I have. I was fully expecting to sit there for 40 or more minutes, answering some damn question or other every 7 and a half minutes, choose my country, wait a few more minutes, answer another question, wait some more, answer another silly question, wait, wonder why they couldn't ask all these questions at once, wait some more, oh goody, a countdown... only another 13 minutes. Etc. .. But, I was disappointed.
I put the disk in, answered a few questions, clicked Install....... and then went and did my laundry. When I came back in less than 20 minutes, Ubuntu was running on my computer! Well, must be a piece of crap if it is so easy to install... right? I went on the web to see if there were any cool desktop themes to install on my new Ubuntu desktop, and came across a video of the GNOME desktop.... Holey Crap!! I was impressed! I spent about an hour figuring out how to turn on all the fancy stuff, and bada boom bada bing, I had a desktop that blew away the $375 Vista package desktop. Only this was FREE!! I transferred all my Firefox bookmarks from WinXP to Ubuntu. Fired up my email, and Open Office, and started doing stuff. The only way I could tell I was in Ubuntu, was to open up about 5 copies of Firefox, my email program, and some Microsoft Word documents, place them on the 4 sides of my 3D cube desktop filled with moving gears, floating in space with a sexy space themed Skydome background, and then look at my system resources to see that my computer was hardly working at all!! Holey Crapola!! The migration of applications to Ubuntu began. Now, the ONLY reason to use XP will be The Witcher, Fallout 3 and Far Cry 2. If only I could run ALL the latest games on Linux. How much does and Xbox cost?
So, I would like to take this opportunity to thank Micro$oft for all their hard work on Vista. If it were not for all the outrage, anger, screaming, shouting and swearing I have witnessed from my friends who got sucked into Vista, I would NEVER have tried Linux, because I would have been initmidated by the little bit of extra work required to configure Linux to my exact needs. I would not have experienced a TOTALLY FREE, easy to use, gorgeous operating system, that blows away the $375 dollar version of Vista, and would not spent hours giggling like a school girl while spinning my 4 faced, 3D, space cadet cuboidal desktop around and around until I needed to take a gravol. I would not have been able to turn off my power sucking gaming rig whenever I am not using it. I would not have been able to stop worrying about viruses, spyware, Blue Screens of Death, random uninstallations of my keyboard, hard drives that suddenly cease to exist, printer drivers that stop working, popups for viagra and casinos and stupid smiling happy face icons that move, and fake adware removal tools that tell me I have 756 dangerous programs on my computer, but if I send $79.99 with my credit card number, bank account PIN, and dates when I am on vacation and the house is empty, so the Nigerian Prince can come and leave bags of his inheritance in my living room, and OH MY #$@!#$KING GOD YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!
My only regret is that I didn't install Linux YEARS AGO!
Goodbye Micro$oft. Bend over, I know just where to install Vista.