Trolls and Trolling ... :)

[Reynod]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/so-who-do-you-think-invented-lolcats/story-e6frfro0-1226284901139

I was thinking of paying for my outstanding ISP bill with a picture of a 7 legged spider ...

Here at toms we used to have a cage where we encouraged the trolls to live and recreate ... but they ate so many n00bs the staff made us close it down.

RIP Forum 40 !!

 

[riser]

noob.

 

[Reynod]

/gives riser the fecal finger salute.

 

[wanamingo]

The worst trolls are people who don't even realize they are in fact trolling.

Ive always imagined a TV show called Troll Hunter where they track down particularly offensive trolls and pull them from their (Mothers) den. I think a cross in the heart or maybe exposure to sunlight would do in most of them.

 

[Reynod]

Well after exhaustive analysis I can confirm we are all in fact trolls within this forums area ... in fact healthy debate (minus the nocturnal emissions) are considered essential in this area.

I therefore (out of respect) have to violently disagree with all of you next posts.

😉

 

[riser]

Reynod is awesome and doesn't like ladyboys.

 

[Reynod]

I have never mentioned your interest in dressing up ... or your doll collection.

 

[riser]

What can I say? I look good in a suit and I'm surrounded by a lot of hot women. 😉

 

[Reynod]

But your a 40yo virgin geek who has had less luck with the girls than monkeyboy has ... at least that's what Jeff used to say all of the time.

/stretches the truth slightly

 

[riser]

Ah, the stuff I know that I wish I could unknow about Monkeyboy. haha

 

[Reynod]

Bacon??

Seriously ... are there no others who wish to engage riser in I in a good mindless arguement?

There is plenty of room for abuse in this thread.

/disables controls

 

[Reynod]

You will do nicely.

Hands bat to OMG.

 

[Reynod]

Long weekend here !!

I'll try to find out who shot you with the arrow.

I'll start with the hippies then move on to the Democrats.

I have an alibi !!

 

[king smp]

you guys are no worse than the freaks on the subways in NYC
take a look
http://www.subwaycouture.com/

My cousing built that site LOL

Who knows maybe it will go viral like alot of older members on Toms LOL

Just kidding I love you old Toms Farts

Heck I will be on here two years in June

What a long strange trip its been......

 

[Reynod]

We have been watching you for some time now Nemo ...

 

[king smp]

Captain Nemo or Finding Nemo?

 

[Reynod]

Neither ... I made a typo:

We have been watching you for some time now Neo (Mr Anderson) ...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fosG7tmWTZ8&feature=related

 

[king smp]

Funny after I got out of the pyschiatric ward (Bipolar)
They prescribed a large blue pill
I couldnt stop laughing when I saw it

so yes give me the Blue Pill please

 

[Reynod]

Here ... this should cheer you up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECx-42Wlho&feature=related

If you have a mental problem your in the right forum area.

Don't ask me for help regarding your personal problems unless your prepared to pay ... just keep taking your lithium.

 

[king smp]

hee hee hee
ROFL
Death by Castration
I love it
No I dont need help with my mental illness
I am perfectly normal
In fact I am the only normal person I know
Everybody else is crazy
Well at least that is what my dog tells me

 

[Reynod]

You may be more normal than you realise.

Then again you might be a complete loon.

We are all situationally effected and prone to the latter from time to time.

 

[Reynod]

Only my patented armadillo helmets are capable of blocking the aliens from taking control of your mind.

 

[king smp]

I will take three
no make that four
cant forget good ol Mom
Is Paypal okay?

loose defintition of insanity
repeating the same action over and over again and expecting a different result

for example
if you drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels
bad things happen
so if next weekend you drink another bottle
what did you expect?

that is why I have a strict three drink limit
I dont like waking up in a strange hotel room with my pants down
and holding a female mannequin

well at least the mannequin was female.....

 

[Reynod]

I tried to sell one to Mal ... <sigh>.

He really needs one ...

 

[Reynod]

I have a strict zero drink limit.

I'd much rather a cola and packet of BBQ chips or a coffee and cheese platter.

Got some bbq and satay chicken ready for the BBQ tonight ... and some mango chicken.

This thread is making me put on weight.