You know you MAME too much when...

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On 2005-05-05, Jeff-B <mameburner@NOSPAM.monstarcade.com> wrote:

> ... you sell one of your MAME cabs to a friend for less than what it
> cost you to actually build it - just so it will be at his house for
> you to play whenever you're over.

... then donate one to your local watering hole so you can drink beer,
smoke fags and play MAME without getting bitched at all the time...

--
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lob wrote:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
> 203.26.24.228:
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>>You know you MAME too much when...
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>
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> On a visit to Wellington Zoo [New Zealand], you demand to know why there's
> no arcade machine enclosure.
>
> lob
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At the zoo, the last exhibit is closed, and you get pissed that you wont
be able to beat the end guy.

--
Super Mike
"Mi asno querría un enano y un yate, por favor."
[My donkey would like a midget and a yacht, please.]

 

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Even the 'end of the world' isn't enough to drag you away from Defender.


lob

 

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The world's weather patterns change for the worse as God tries to compete
with Defender and Robotron...

lob

 

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You believe the conspiracy that the main motive behind the Iraq war was not
W.M.D. or Oil, but to provide the factual basis for a new arcade game:
Commando II.

lob

 

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You haven't masturbated in over 2 years...

 

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You regard Television as "that substitute for a pc or arcade monitor"

lob

 

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Crossing a busy road is just an excuse to play Frogger

lob

 

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Your near-new 200 GB HD is already fill

lob

 

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"gooroo" <af605@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1115290631.155498.297290
@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:

> lob wrote:
>> Crossing a busy road is just an excuse to play Frogger
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> None of these are even remotely funny, you idiot.
>

Yeah, frogger wasn't that funny. I suspect though you're just pissed off at
the Iraq War joke. Next time try not to make it so obvious, you moronic
bible-bashin mormon bush-lovin prankster you....

lob ;-)

 

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Jesus descends from heaven to secretly play Robotron on your mame cab late
at night.

lob

 

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You clock everything

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DD73C930B9lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

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> You clock everything

meanwhile gooroo hasn't even figured out how to "insert coin"...

 

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you develop Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from playing Commando

lob

 

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You get 'MAME' tatooed across you fingers

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DD9283DB33lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

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> You get 'MAME' tatooed across you fingers
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>

and G A L A X I A N across your chest

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:


Your #1 sexual fantasy involves Pacgal and Lara Croft together...

 

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In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:

> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
> 203.26.24.228:
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> Your #1 sexual fantasy involves Pacgal and Lara Croft together...

You play Pretty Soldier for the gameplay.

*-) K.os
--
"He imagined for a moment his itinerary connecting up all the dots in the
sky like a child's numbered dots puzzle. He hoped that from some vantage
point in the Universe it might be seen to spell a very, very rude word" -
D. N. Adams

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:


You write the first book on "mame postions" for more interesting and
challenging game-play

lob

 

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> You write the first book on "mame postions" for more interesting and
> challenging game-play


In your follow up book, Tantra Mame, you discuss the tantric secrets of a
slowed-down longer lasting game-play with improved high scores.

lob

 

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In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:

>
>> You write the first book on "mame postions" for more interesting and
>> challenging game-play
>
>
> In your follow up book, Tantra Mame, you discuss the tantric secrets
> of a slowed-down longer lasting game-play with improved high scores.

In order to experience each and every frame fully, you play on a 486
without frameskip.

*-) K.os
--
"He imagined for a moment his itinerary connecting up all the dots in the
sky like a child's numbered dots puzzle. He hoped that from some vantage
point in the Universe it might be seen to spell a very, very rude word" -
D. N. Adams

 

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The Homicide Squad arrives at your house

lob

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DDBFD55C5Alob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

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> The Homicide Squad arrives at your house


As people in your neighbourhood lie wounded or dead from gun shot wounds
and the police yell out "drop the gun or we'll shoot" it dawns on you that
'yeah, maybe there is a connection between arcade games and violence.'

lob

 

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"gooroo" <af605@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1115294014.167092.237080
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

> It won't be funny either, you spamming son of a bitch.
>

Yeah, "sad" would be a better description...

 

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In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:

> "gooroo" <af605@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1115294014.167092.237080
> @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
>
>> It won't be funny either, you spamming son of a bitch.
>>
>
> Yeah, "sad" would be a better description...

No, 'furiously unintentionally hilarious' is an even better description!

*-) K.os, you MAME too much when you find all of lob's posts perfectly
normal.
--
"He imagined for a moment his itinerary connecting up all the dots in the
sky like a child's numbered dots puzzle. He hoped that from some vantage
point in the Universe it might be seen to spell a very, very rude word" -
D. N. Adams