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You have the details for building "trasharcade" tatooed on your arm just in
case one day you find yourself destitute and living in a cardboard box on
the street.

lob
 
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You come to realise that God has simply written a multiple everything
emulator, called ROGER, which allows God to play a *very old* rom called
"the universe"; And we're just arcade charcters.....

....but then you take some of your medication and realise that's a load of
complete bollocks.

lob
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965FD0E13DF98lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>
> You phone 911 seeking an ambulance when Ms pacman dies.

When they ask you for the nearest cross-street, you tell them "just to the
left of where the ghosts come out."

lob
 
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At your funeral service, the priest is shocked to see Mr Do, Pacman, and
Mario sitting in the front row.

lob
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965FD1C1C1738lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

> At your funeral service, the priest is shocked to see Mr Do, Pacman, and
> Mario sitting in the front row.

And later at the berial, Dig Dug standing by the grave site with a shovel.

lob
 
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You lose your left arm and that only takes 1000 pts from your Defender
high score.

You play all of your games in virtual reality so you can get that
authentic smoke-filled, stale beer smelling, no stool to sit on arcade
experience.

You set up your virtual reality arcade in the middle of an awesome
strip club and instead of looking at the virtual strippers you still
prefer to play the virtual crazy climber. (Hey quit dancing on my
cab...You know I can look right up your virtual crack)
 
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You become so attached to your mame cab, people think it's your siamese
twin.

lob
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns9660B7A597992lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>
> You become so attached to your mame cab, people think it's your siamese
> twin.

....Joined at the hand and joystick.

lob
 
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People think you're "jumpy" because you drink too much coffee ...but you
know the real reason is frogger.

lob
 
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You fail in you attempt to save the last human family...

Good; Families are over rated anyway. - Esp inlaws.

lob
 
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In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:

>
> The Arcade Police arrest you for the murder of Sinistar.

As you're running away from them in your car, you suddenly hear 'Time
Extended!'.

*-) K.os
--
"He imagined for a moment his itinerary connecting up all the dots in the
sky like a child's numbered dots puzzle. He hoped that from some vantage
point in the Universe it might be seen to spell a very, very rude word" -
D. N. Adams
 
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On Wed, 25 May 2005 20:06:15 -0400, "K.os" <K.os023@gmail.com> wrote:

>In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:
>
>>
>> The Arcade Police arrest you for the murder of Sinistar.
>
>As you're running away from them in your car, you suddenly hear 'Time
>Extended!'.
>
>*-) K.os


LOL!! Or, if you're a younger lad, you hear, "Checkpoint!" :)

(ala Cruisin USA)


--
Rick

I'd like to say "Thank you" on behalf of the group
and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition!
(John Lennon)
 
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In article <Xns965AA77BD7A2Clob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228>,
lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote:

> You'd like to take up gardening as a hobby, but you can't seem to find a
> gardening arcade game in Mame
>
> lob
>

Luckily Jeff Minter and his father made a _very_ nice gardening game,
that my "re-socialisation officer" prescribed for me;
Hovver Bovver:
http://www.medwaypvb.com/downloads/llamasoft/cbm64/HoverBovver.zip
....for C64, amongs others. And later Jeff made Hovver Bovver 2:
http://www.llamasoft.co.uk/strat-hbovver.php ...for modern day PCs.
The rendition of "An english country garden" is one that you'll be
happy to have stuck in your head in the years to come :)

Cheerio
TXW
--
Sheep in space!
 
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hmmm, I think next time we start this thread we should all be pissed (or
something). Only then will we be able to think up such complete bollocks
as:

On Sat, 23 Nov 2002 09:19:34 -0000, "Eldio" <e...@fsmail.net> wrote:
>...do you remember ages ago when we compiled a huge list of these? Did
>anyone keep a copy as it was posted in text form by Roc at Mameworld. I
lost
>my copy ages ago. If not, shall we start another? I'll kick off...

>You know you MAME too much when...

yo
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movement / button pres
ing

and your vision is permanently affected by
the 16 hour shifts at playing
Defender and Robotron and starring constantly at the arcade monitor. A
weird form of tunnel vision develops. Everything you SEE is encased in
a

n arcade bezel. Everywhere is bright <<<flashing>>> colour and

>>>>intense<<<< light....

....the real world has now become just an extension of your arcade
machine. Ha ha ha. At last you are under the spell of the Evil
Professor Nicola Salmoria. Now you will learn the real purpose behind
MAME. Ha ha ha

lob
 
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Every time you see a watermelon you think, "If a food fight starts,
I'll have all the ammo I need"
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965FBAD5AC535lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>
> You say a little prayer before each arcade game:
>
> "Thank you Nicole for this game I am about to receive..."
>
> lob
>

That should have read: "You say 'Space' before each arcade game:"

lob
 
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"Sune Salminen" <salminen@monkeydoktor.dk> wrote in news:42bd1a0c$0$67259
$157c6196@dreader2.cybercity.dk:

> lob wrote:
>> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
>> news:Xns965FBAD5AC535lob30yahoocom@ 203.26.24.228:
>>
>>>
>>> You say a little prayer before each arcade game:
>>>
>>> "Thank you Nicole for this game I am about to receive..."
>>>
>>> lob
>>>
>>
>> That should have read: "You say 'Space' before each arcade game:"
>>
>> lob
>
> And Nicola, not Nicole.

....hell, I must pay a bit more attention to reading thoes closing movie
credits next time.

lob
 
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Sue Salmon wrote:
> lob wrote:
>
>>lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>news:Xns965FBAD5AC535lob30yahoocom@ 203.26.24.228:
>>
>>
>>>You say a little prayer before each arcade game:
>>>
>>>"Thank you Nicole for this game I am about to receive..."
>>>
>>>lob
>>>
>>
>>That should have read: "You say 'Space' before each arcade game:"
>>
>>lob
>
>
> And Nicola, not Nicole.
>
> -Sune
>

Yeah. You forgot about the 'operation'. <GBEG>

--
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