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You believe the best cure for a hangover is to stand naked for one hour in
a large bowl of ginger ale while playing Robotron with the sound - fed
through a good amp - played on MAX.

lob
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:Xns965D52412F67Alob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:

>
> You believe the best cure for a hangover is to stand naked for one
> hour in a large bowl of ginger ale while playing Robotron with the
> sound - fed through a good amp - played on MAX.

*sniff*, your grandmother taught you that one.

lob
 
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When the Mormons come knocking at your door, you try to convert them over
to Mame...

lob
 
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You fill out Lifetime Pet Registration forms for all the arcade characters
and send them to you local vet for database entry...

lob
 
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In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:

>
> You fill out Lifetime Pet Registration forms for all the arcade
> characters and send them to you local vet for database entry...

You get arrested for jumping on all the turtles at the pet store.

*-) K.os
--
"He imagined for a moment his itinerary connecting up all the dots in the
sky like a child's numbered dots puzzle. He hoped that from some vantage
point in the Universe it might be seen to spell a very, very rude word" -
D. N. Adams
 
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You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us' conferrence
with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon in '69 because Moon
Lander wasn't released until 1980.

lob
 
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lob wrote:
> You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us' conferrence
> with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon in '69 because Moon
> Lander wasn't released until 1980.
>
> lob
>

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! You have just created a new world's record for
'Posting the most replies to his own post'!!!!!

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Dead_Dad
 
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On Sat, 21 May 2005 06:04:24 GMT, Dead_Dad
<XXXspamtrap007@yahoo.comXXX> wrote:

>lob wrote:
>> You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us' conferrence
>> with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon in '69 because Moon
>> Lander wasn't released until 1980.
>>
>> lob
>>
>
>CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! You have just created a new world's record for
>'Posting the most replies to his own post'!!!!!

Individual posts seem to keep a better flow to a thread of this vein.
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965D9C459953Dlob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>
> You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us' conferrence
> with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon in '69 because Moon
> Lander wasn't released until 1980.

And that obviously fake moon vehicle was nothing like the real one in Moon
Patrol.

lob
 
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lob wrote:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:Xns965D9C459953Dlob30yahoocom@ 203.26.24.228:
>
>>
>> You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us'
>> conferrence with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon in
>> '69 because Moon Lander wasn't released until 1980.
>
> And that obviously fake moon vehicle was nothing like the real one in
> Moon Patrol.
>
> lob

I don't mean to be a spoiler here but...wouldn't it be that the Moon patrol
game would have been imitating the real thing? Then the dates actually make
sense.
 
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"Anonymous" <send_me_some_spam@nomail.afraid.org> wrote in
news:liRje.732$hQ7.4@news02.roc.ny:

>
> lob wrote:
>> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
>> news:Xns965D9C459953Dlob30yahoocom@ 203.26.24.228:
>>
>>>
>>> You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us'
>>> conferrence with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon in
>>> '69 because Moon Lander wasn't released until 1980.
>>
>> And that obviously fake moon vehicle was nothing like the real one in
>> Moon Patrol.
>>
>> lob
>
> I don't mean to be a spoiler here but...wouldn't it be that the Moon
> patrol game would have been imitating the real thing? Then the dates
> actually make sense.

And I suppose, following your logic, Space Invaders came *after* aliens
invaded earth...

lob
 
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On 22 May 2005 16:16:44 +1000, lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote:

>>>> You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us'
>>>> conferrence with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon in
>>>> '69 because Moon Lander wasn't released until 1980.
>>>
>>> And that obviously fake moon vehicle was nothing like the real one in
>>> Moon Patrol.

>> I don't mean to be a spoiler here but...wouldn't it be that the Moon
>> patrol game would have been imitating the real thing? Then the dates
>> actually make sense.

>And I suppose, following your logic, Space Invaders came *after* aliens
>invaded earth...

we *are* here 🙂
 
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lob wrote:
> "Anonymous" <send_me_some_spam@nomail.afraid.org> wrote in
> news:liRje.732$hQ7.4@news02.roc.ny:
>
>
>>lob wrote:
>>
>>>lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>>news:Xns965D9C459953Dlob30yahoocom@ 203.26.24.228:
>>>
>>>
>>>>You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us'
>>>>conferrence with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon in
>>>>'69 because Moon Lander wasn't released until 1980.
>>>
>>>And that obviously fake moon vehicle was nothing like the real one in
>>>Moon Patrol.
>>>
>>>lob
>>
>>I don't mean to be a spoiler here but...wouldn't it be that the Moon
>>patrol game would have been imitating the real thing? Then the dates
>>actually make sense.
>
>
> And I suppose, following your logic, Space Invaders came *after* aliens
> invaded earth...
>
> lob
>

LOL!


--
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MAME(TM) - History In The Making...
documentation, decryping, developing and playing games!
 
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Sune Salminen wrote:
> PRoToCoL wrote:
>> On 22 May 2005 16:16:44 +1000, lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>> You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us'
>>>>>> conferrence with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon
>>>>>> in '69 because Moon Lander wasn't released until 1980.
>>>>>
>>>>> And that obviously fake moon vehicle was nothing like the real one
>>>>> in Moon Patrol.
>>
>>>> I don't mean to be a spoiler here but...wouldn't it be that the
>>>> Moon patrol game would have been imitating the real thing? Then
>>>> the dates actually make sense.
>>
>>> And I suppose, following your logic, Space Invaders came *after*
>>> aliens invaded earth...
>>
>> we *are* here 🙂
>
> BOO!
>
> *lmao*
>
> -Sune

It's very obvious that aliens, who aren't even around, have *never invaded
earth once. 🙂*
 
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Anonymous wrote:
> Sune Salminen wrote:
>
>>PRoToCoL wrote:
>>
>>>On 22 May 2005 16:16:44 +1000, lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>You confront Armstrong at the 42nd annual 'astronauts r Us'
>>>>>>>conferrence with claims that he couldn't have landed on the moon
>>>>>>>in '69 because Moon Lander wasn't released until 1980.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And that obviously fake moon vehicle was nothing like the real one
>>>>>>in Moon Patrol.
>>>
>>>>>I don't mean to be a spoiler here but...wouldn't it be that the
>>>>>Moon patrol game would have been imitating the real thing? Then
>>>>>the dates actually make sense.
>>>
>>>>And I suppose, following your logic, Space Invaders came *after*
>>>>aliens invaded earth...
>>>
>>>we *are* here 🙂
>>
>>BOO!
>>
>>*lmao*
>>
>>-Sune
>
>
> It's very obvious that aliens, who aren't even around, have *never invaded
> earth once. 🙂*
>

It's a little known fact, but all those Oral Roberts broadcasts were
sponsored by the DoD to repel invaders. <EG>

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Thnik about it!
Dead_Dad
 
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You were voted in High School: "Person most likely to build an arcade
machine."

lob
 
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You say a little prayer before each arcade game:

"Thank you Nicole for this game I am about to receive..."

lob
 
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You will forever be greatfull to the developers behind Miss World '96 Nude
for improving your attitudes towards women.

lob
 
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Mame becomes your best and only friend. Mame is the only one who
understands you.

lob
 
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you spend time with whores because only by paying someone will anyone
listen to your ramblings about the politics of arcade games for an hour.

lob
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965FBF672D02Elob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>
> you spend time with whores because only by paying someone will anyone
> listen to your ramblings about the politics of arcade games for an hour.

....Though you also enjoy the 7 page daily email exchanges with J.B.
Nicholson-Owens concerning the legal status of roms.

lob
 
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You become really pissed off with the whole pathetic Sydney "art scene"
when for the fifth year in a row they reject your portrait entrant for the
2005 Archibald Prize; this time a giant 6m by 3m canvas of pacman.

lob
 
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In order to spend more quality time with the wife, you start playing more
2-player games like 1942 and The Simpsons.

lob