lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965AB56EBD971lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:Xns965AB52E1C3DClob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:
>
>>
>> On death row, the night before execution, you demand a 'last coin'
>> instead of the "traditional" 'last meal'.
>
>
> Might have helped if they brought an arcade machine into the cell too.
> Damn.
Luckily the executioner allows you to insert the coin into a "fake" coin
slot made from cardboard just before he flicks the switch.
You submit your plans for the N.Y. World Trade Centre site: A giant
Defender arcade machine, 200 Stories high, with the words "Defender of
Liberty" written in bold down the entire right side of the building.
lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965B5BFAB64E0lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:
>
> You submit your plans for the N.Y. World Trade Centre site: A giant
> Defender arcade machine, 200 Stories high, with the words "Defender of
> Liberty" written in bold down the entire right side of the building.
Following scraping of the stupid "freedom" design in favour of Defender,
and 10 years of construction, 1942 is played repeatedly for 3 days to
ensure the building is "plane proof."
lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:Xns965C524F218E4lob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:
>
>
> You upstage M$'s 360 XBox launch by releasing the world's first
> dedicated Mame Console - "Mamie" - on the same day!
....state of the art technology: a Pent II with mame installed on the 1 GB
hard drive, and a honeyweets arcade controller controller. Internet ready
with inbuilt 33.3 Kbps modem!
>> You upstage M$'s 360 XBox launch by releasing the world's first
>> dedicated Mame Console - "Mamie" - on the same day!
>
> ...state of the art technology: a Pent II with mame installed on the 1
> GB hard drive, and a honeyweets arcade controller controller. Internet
> ready with inbuilt 33.3 Kbps modem!
George Dubya bans arcade games after it is discovered - following a raid on
a garage believed to belong to the Al Stik network - that terrorist
organisations are using arcade games such as Robotron and Commando for
training purposes.
Kevin Steele wrote:
>
> You begin to understand Ninja Baseball Batman.
>
Ninja Baseball Batman is easy to understand in this context: Japan is
Strange.
--
FSogol
While mame developers are working on silly obscure games that no one wants
to play, you take mame to a higher artform and sense of realism and develop
SM Mame, with electrodes delivering mild electric shocks gaining in
intensity each time you die.
lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:Xns965D4AA9B588lob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:
>
> While mame developers are working on silly obscure games that no one
> wants to play, you take mame to a higher artform and sense of realism
> and develop SM Mame, with electrodes delivering mild electric shocks
> gaining in intensity each time you die.
In Japan, an internet suicide group takes your idea to a "higher level"...
In an attempt to prove the owner of your local wrong about the place of
arcade machines in today's pub environment, you develop several new
variations to pull the punters in: cab jelly wrestling, bartop cab
throwing, and cocktail lap dancing.
The Dept of Education uses you on their brochures warning parents not to
let their kiddies play arcade games...otherwise they'll end up like lob (or
even worse, Dave)...
lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:Xns965D508E99F53lob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:
>
> The Dept of Education uses you on their brochures warning parents not
> to let their kiddies play arcade games...otherwise they'll end up like
> lob (or even worse, Dave)...
Though initally pissed off by the Dept's actions, you go on to make a
fortune on the lecture circuit...
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