You know you MAME too much when...

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You send Nicole and the Mame Development Team mamer's day cards on 'Mamer's
Day'.

lob

 

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You snack on blueberries believing they will give you a power boost

lob

 

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You compete in the first ever Mame Marathon, and play the same game of
Defender for 49 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes and 3 seconds on your mame cab.

lob

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
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> You compete in the first ever Mame Marathon, and play the same game of
> Defender for 49 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes and 3 seconds on your mame
> cab.

Thank God for the pause button...

lob

 

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....You think it takes Kevin Steele to bring balance to the force...

 

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Doofus P. Leadbottom thought about it a bit, then said...
> ...You think it takes Kevin Steele to bring balance to the force...

So, does that make me good or evil?

No matter. I find your lack of faith...disturbing.

;-)

--
Kevin Steele
RetroBlast! Retrogaming News and Reviews
www.retroblast.com

 

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You tell everyone you were adopted. Your real parents are Ms Pacman and Mr
Do.

lob

 

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You travel the world...scavaging through rubbish tips looking for classic
arcade machines.

lob

 

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Your favourite TV show is 'CSI: Mameville'

lob

 

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You take your mame cab on vacation with you

lob

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns9653ED6465354lob30yahoocom@
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> You take your mame cab on vacation with you


Your mame cab goes on vacation without you.

lob

 

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You discover you mame cab is having an affair with the Ms Pacman machine
down at the local fish n chip shop.

lob

 

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Someone should compile the list and put it on the Web. 156 replies is
crazy!
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In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:

>
> You discover you mame cab is having an affair with the Ms Pacman machine
> down at the local fish n chip shop.

After a long night of playing Rampage you're found wandering downtown
punching buildings. When someone asks what's the matter you try to eat them
to boost your energy.

*-) K.os
--
"He imagined for a moment his itinerary connecting up all the dots in the
sky like a child's numbered dots puzzle. He hoped that from some vantage
point in the Universe it might be seen to spell a very, very rude word" -
D. N. Adams

 

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"K.os" <K.os023@gmail.com> wrote in
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> In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:
>
>>
>> You discover you mame cab is having an affair with the Ms Pacman
>> machine down at the local fish n chip shop.
>
> After a long night of playing Rampage you're found wandering downtown
> punching buildings. When someone asks what's the matter you try to eat
> them to boost your energy.


A mame cab walks into a bar and see's some Slik-talkin-joy-Stik playing
with his Pac Gal...

 

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You believe tv, reading and sport are subverting children by keeping them
away from arcade games.

lob

 

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You move to Alaska with your mame cab as your only possession to live a
life devoted to "pure mame." No outside world distractions whatsoever.
Only now will you be able to finally devote your entire being to
Defender...

lob

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns9659AC0A4A575lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

> You move to Alaska with your mame cab as your only possession to live a
> life devoted to "pure mame." No outside world distractions whatsoever.
> Only now will you be able to finally devote your entire being to
> Defender...

No fricken electricity moron...

lob

 

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You and your mame cab move to the Mt. Baldy Zen Center and stay with
leonard cohen's mate, Mr Roshi. You incorporate Zen thinking into your
'pure mame' philosophy.

lob

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns9659AC0A4A575lob30yahoocom@
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You move to a log cabin in the Alaskan wilderness with your mame cab as
your only possession to live a life devoted to "pure mame." No outside
world distractions whatsoever. Only now will you be able to finally devote
your entire being to Defender...

Doh!

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns9659A95B932A3lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

> "K.os" <K.os023@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:ubpb6d.3qs.ln@ewigeblumenkraft.ankman.de:
>
>> In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:
>>
>>>
>>> You discover you mame cab is having an affair with the Ms Pacman
>>> machine down at the local fish n chip shop.
>>
>> After a long night of playing Rampage you're found wandering downtown
>> punching buildings. When someone asks what's the matter you try to eat
>> them to boost your energy.
>
>
> A mame cab walks into a bar and see's some Slik-talkin-joy-Stik playing
> with his Pac Gal...

The mame cab couldn't understand what went wrong; All the right buttons
were pressed. Then, from the corner of his marquee, the mame cab saw
something he hadn't noticed before, something very erect sticking out of
Pac Gals control panel...

lob

 

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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns9659C0D36AABlob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:Xns9659A95B932A3lob30yahoocom@
> 203.26.24.228:
>
>> "K.os" <K.os023@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:ubpb6d.3qs.ln@ewigeblumenkraft.ankman.de:
>>
>>> In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> You discover you mame cab is having an affair with the Ms Pacman
>>>> machine down at the local fish n chip shop.
>>>
>>> After a long night of playing Rampage you're found wandering downtown
>>> punching buildings. When someone asks what's the matter you try to
eat
>>> them to boost your energy.
>>
>>
>> A mame cab walks into a bar and see's some Slik-talkin-joy-Stik
playing
>> with his Pac Gal...
>
> The mame cab couldn't understand what went wrong; All the right buttons
> were pressed. Then, from the corner of his marquee, the mame cab saw
> something he hadn't noticed before, something very erect sticking out
of
> Pac Gals control panel...


Turned out his time with Pac Gal was all a setup for a Reality TV show:
'Something about Pac Gal'.

lob

 

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"lob" <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns964DD9F75103Clob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228...
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
> 203.26.24.228:
>
>
> Your #1 sexual fantasy involves Pacgal and Lara Croft together...

Lob,

That's funny.. Very cool.

Gegards,
Bill "The Colonel" N.
New York

 

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Greetings Ian,

Hooking a PC up to a video projector to play MAME supersized sound like a
great idea. Is this something
you auctually did? If so, how did the image look at whatever size you
projected it. Souns like a great idea for some
NEO-GEO titles.

Get back to me on this. If you really did this I'd like to hear the
details.

Thanks,
Bill N.
New York

"The Pinny Parlour" <thepinnyparlour@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
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> You purchase a projector with the sole purpose of using it to play full
> size Street Fighter on the outside wall of your house with your drunken
> mates on the weekend.
>
> Projector for what? Movies?? No ;-)
>
>
> --
> Ian
> The Pinny Parlour
> http://www.thepinnyparlour.com
>
> Clone: http://www.geocites.com/thepinnyparlour
>
> IPM Invader (coffee break invaders) http://www.geocities.com/ipminvader
>

 

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Be quiet. I thought plenty of these were funny. I understand that it would
be nice for every NG to stay perfectly on-topic, but this is the real world,
there's allways some OT. I usually don't come to the usenet for
heavy-handed subjects anyway. After a long, hard day at work, I like coming
to this NG for some light-hearted, escapist humor

Regards,
Bill N.
New York

"pileofmonkeycrap" <pileofmonkeycrap@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> You start an unfunny thread on a MAME newsgroup and there are 70+
> replies....and 38 of the replies are your own.
>