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Lob,

Strangely enough, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Quick and easy
one-pot meals that let you have some form of nutrition then allow you to get
back to MAME?? I don't think that sound so insane.

Regards,
Bill
New York
"lob" <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns964EE35D95E9Blob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228...
>
> You publish a mame cookbook...
>
 
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Lob,

Another one that doesn't sound so insane. I wish I knew how to draw /
sketch properly. I'd be willing to dream something up and put it on paper.
There's just one think I can think of: The cabinet would hsve to be a little
shorter than usual and perhaps a bit wider. I'm afraid that the weight of
the microwave oven being high up off the floor would make the cabinet
top-heavy and prone to tip-over.

In all sincerity, I truly like the idea the idea of dumping the coin
door and putting in a fridge. Put the cab's CPU on a shelf above the fridge.

Regards,
Bill N.
New York



<< SNIP >>
>>
>>>
>>> You move your fridge next to the mame cab so food and beer is more
>>> readily available...
>>
>> Na, stuff the coin door...You cut a big rectangular hole in the base
>> of the cab and install a bar fridge stuffed with beer and whatever
>> food will fit around the beer.
>
> And install and "microwave marquee" for reheating pizza and meat pies...
>
> lob
>
 
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In a parallel universe, Anti-"The Colonel" said exactly the opposite of:

> Lob,
>
> Strangely enough, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Quick and
> easy
> one-pot meals that let you have some form of nutrition then allow you
> to get back to MAME?? I don't think that sound so insane.
>
> Regards,
> Bill
> New York

Here is a start...

http://tinyurl.com/9lo4e
http://tinyurl.com/bjzea

Holy Smoke!

When I ran the urls through tinyurl I got this:
The following URL:
[snipped]
has a length of 480 characters and resulted in the following TinyURL
which has a length of 24 characters:

*-) K.os
--
"He imagined for a moment his itinerary connecting up all the dots in the
sky like a child's numbered dots puzzle. He hoped that from some vantage
point in the Universe it might be seen to spell a very, very rude word" -
D. N. Adams
 
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"The Colonel" wrote:
> "The Pinny Parlour" <thepinnyparlour@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
> news:msoee.3823$31.357@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
>>You purchase a projector with the sole purpose of using it to play full
>>size Street Fighter on the outside wall of your house with your drunken
>>mates on the weekend.
>>
>>Projector for what? Movies?? No ;-)
>
> Greetings Ian,
>
> Hooking a PC up to a video projector to play MAME supersized sound like a
> great idea. Is this something
> you auctually did? If so, how did the image look at whatever size you
> projected it. Souns like a great idea for some
> NEO-GEO titles.
>
> Get back to me on this. If you really did this I'd like to hear the
> details.
>
> Thanks,
> Bill N.
> New York
>

Ummmmm..... I /believe/ he was joking. On the other hand, playing D3 or
HL2 with this (http://www.depthq.com/) would */definitely/* require
buying a pack or two of Depends.....

--
Thnik about it!
Dead_Dad
 
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lob wrote:
> You publish a mame cookbook...
>

The 'Sheep Eyes' recipe in 'Nanny Ogg's Cookbook' would fit right in
with Splatterhouse. <EG>

--
Thnik about it!
Dead_Dad
 
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lob wrote:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:Xns965170FF3387Blob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:
>
>
>>lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>news:Xns9651703542B44lob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:
>>
>>
>>>You move your fridge next to the mame cab so food and beer is more
>>>readily available...
>>
>>Na, stuff the coin door...You cut a big rectangular hole in the base
>>of the cab and install a bar fridge stuffed with beer and whatever
>>food will fit around the beer.
>
>
> And install and "microwave marquee" for reheating pizza and meat pies...
>
> lob
>

......Or 'toaster-oven' marquee.....

--
Thnik about it!
Dead_Dad
 
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You lose your job bartending because you keep whizzing beers down the
bar at anyone who approaches.

You believe that if you shoot a light out while you are in the elevator
that the entire building will lose its lighting even though the
elevators still work.

You blow bubbles at anyone who irritates you and then head butt them
when one sticks.

You believe that the earth is made up of 4 different colors of dirt and
teeming with killer inflatable monsters.

You make your burgers by stepping on all of the ingredients.

Your name is lob
 
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On 2005-05-18, Dead_Dad <XXXspamtrap007@yahoo.comXXX> wrote:

> Ummmmm..... I /believe/ he was joking.

Perfectly do-able though, the only issue that might crop up is if your
setup uses original graphics modes as some projectors can be rather
finnicky. My setup using xmame on linux sticks to 1024x768 and uses
the graphics card hardware to rescale, I'd imagine you can do
something similar on windows.

--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
 
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On 2005-05-18, \"The Colonel" <billnes@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Be quiet. I thought plenty of these were funny. I understand that it would
> be nice for every NG to stay perfectly on-topic, but this is the real world,

Actually I though Pileomonkeycrap's reply was in keeping with the
thread, after all Lob plainly plays too much mame, hence his marathon
of posts! Mind you I'd say about 90% of them raise at least a chortle
from me so I'd disagree with the "unfunny thread" bit.

--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
 
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In a parallel universe, Anti-lob said exactly the opposite of:

>
> You play doubles on 1942 with your imaginary arcade friend

And he kicks your ass at every game you play. You see Fight Club and
something dawns on you...

*-) K.os
--
"He imagined for a moment his itinerary connecting up all the dots in the
sky like a child's numbered dots puzzle. He hoped that from some vantage
point in the Universe it might be seen to spell a very, very rude word" -
D. N. Adams
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965A6097DFAB3lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>
> You play doubles on 1942 with your imaginary arcade friend


....and he's fricken useless; Doesn't even move his plane or fire.

lob
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns965A613691142lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>
> You rob a bank
>

....but only take the coins.

lob
 
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I haven't done it personally but I have seen it done indoors.


--
Ian
The Pinny Parlour
http://www.thepinnyparlour.com

Clone: http://www.geocites.com/thepinnyparlour

IPM Invader (coffee break invaders) http://www.geocities.com/ipminvader




""The Colonel"" <billnes@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:118l6mg1j5k6kda@corp.supernews.com...
> Greetings Ian,
>
> Hooking a PC up to a video projector to play MAME supersized sound like
> a great idea. Is this something
> you auctually did? If so, how did the image look at whatever size you
> projected it. Souns like a great idea for some
> NEO-GEO titles.
>
> Get back to me on this. If you really did this I'd like to hear the
> details.
>
> Thanks,
> Bill N.
> New York
>
> "The Pinny Parlour" <thepinnyparlour@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
> news:msoee.3823$31.357@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> You purchase a projector with the sole purpose of using it to play full
>> size Street Fighter on the outside wall of your house with your drunken
>> mates on the weekend.
>>
>> Projector for what? Movies?? No ;-)
>>
>>
>> --
>> Ian
>> The Pinny Parlour
>> http://www.thepinnyparlour.com
>>
>> Clone: http://www.geocites.com/thepinnyparlour
>>
>> IPM Invader (coffee break invaders) http://www.geocities.com/ipminvader
>>
>
>
 
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At 35 years of age you're on Level 3 of your life, heading for Level 4, and
a mid-game crisis.

lob
 
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On 2005-05-18, lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote:

> At 35 years of age you're on Level 3 of your life, heading for Level 4, and
> a mid-game crisis.

... and you've defeated a succession of end-of-level bosses with your
remark-gun, loaded with ammo starting with like-your-sister, then
talk-too-much, moving on to chubby, powering up with saggy and moving
in for the kill with the newer-model beam.

--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
 
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The firetruck arrives with the 'jaws of life' and as they attempt to cut
you free from the wrangled wreck that once resembled a car, barely clinging
to life, in your last dying words you ask, "what was ...what was my
scor"

lob
 
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On 2005-05-18, lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote:

> The firetruck arrives with the 'jaws of life' and as they attempt to cut
> you free from the wrangled wreck that once resembled a car, barely clinging
> to life, in your last dying words you ask, "what was ...what was my
> scor"

You buy a Honda Civic Type-R but then bitch and moan to the dealer
about the "force orb" not functioning.

--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
 
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At the 43rd annual conferrence of 'Atheists R Us' you hand in your
membership badge and walk out when the President, Dave, suggests that, like
God, PacMan is not real either.

lob
 
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You'd like to take up gardening as a hobby, but you can't seem to find a
gardening arcade game in Mame

lob
 
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You walk into a pub and see some hot babe sitting at the bar. Unfortunately
you try the innocent and subtle, but often misunderstood, pick-up line "Do
you want to go back to my place and play some games with my joystick."

lob
 
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After several attempts to diagnose your disorder, suddenly in a Eureka
moment your psychiatrist discovers a new disorder belonging to the
obsessive-compulsive subtype family: MAME.

lob
 
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While the other pensioners are going in for hip replacements, you contact
your local medical centre seeking a wrist replacement.

lob
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:Xns965AB4995AEDBlob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:

>
> While the other pensioners are going in for hip replacements, you
> contact your local medical centre seeking a wrist replacement.

(all that wanking over the years probably didn't help...)

lob
 
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