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Determined to clock Robotron, you lock yourself in your room with no food
and water. Two Months later your neighbours notice a bad smell...

lob
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:Xns964DE187A66FClob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228:

>
> Determined to clock Robotron, you lock yourself in your room with no
> food and water. Two Months later your neighbours notice a bad smell...


(though it may have just been gooroo)

lob
 
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Angered by the evil impure influence of console games, you organise
community burning of xbox and playstation games.
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DE2B4D8FAFlob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>
> Angered by the evil impure influence of console games, you organise
> community burning of xbox and playstation games.

and the crowd chants "gooroo is a wanker" too

lob
 
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"lob" <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns964DD3721F355lob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228...
>
> You believe the conspiracy that the main motive behind the Iraq war was
> not
> W.M.D. or Oil, but to provide the factual basis for a new arcade game:
> Commando II.
>
> lob
>

A little late...Mercs is Commando II.
 
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You pay $1000 US to get a 'Bachelor of Mame' degree from the "Online"
University of Bolivia. Then you enrol in their PhD program...

lob
 
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gooroo wrote:

<PLONK> 'Nuff said. Really.

--
Thnik about it!
Dead_Dad
 
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lob wrote:
> You develop a mame belly
>
> lob
>

When you walk into a real arcade, you can't help but think "It takes up
so much /room/!"

--
Thnik about it!
Dead_Dad
 
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lob wrote:
> You develop a mame belly
>
> lob
>

You dream of building your own 'plasma pinball'. (http://tinyurl.com/e4p5w)

--
Thnik about it!
Dead_Dad
 
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Dead_Dad wrote:
> lob wrote:
>
>> You develop a mame belly
>>
>> lob
>>
>
> You dream of building your own 'plasma pinball'. (http://tinyurl.com/e4p5w)
>

or here: http://www.homearcadeclassics.com/Plasma_Pinball/

--
Thnik about it!
Dead_Dad
 
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DE1B729F6Clob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:

>> Determined to clock Robotron, you lock yourself in your room with no
>> food and water. Two Months later your neighbours notice a bad smell...
>
> (though it may have just been gooroo)

LOL
 
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Ian Rawlings <news05@tarcus.org.uk> wrote in news:slrnd7kphj.dtd.news05@gate-
int.tarcus.org.uk:

> .. then donate one to your local watering hole so you can drink beer,
> smoke fags and play MAME without getting bitched at all the time...

"Smoking fags" must be a popular British pastime... ;-)

I hear Russians are renowned for their ability to smoke fish, but I can never
get the darn things to light up. 😛
 
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You start an unfunny thread on a MAME newsgroup and there are 70+
replies....and 38 of the replies are your own.
 
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Dead_Dad thought about it a bit, then said...
> Dead_Dad wrote:
> > lob wrote:
> >
> >> You develop a mame belly
> >>
> >> lob
> >>
> >
> > You dream of building your own 'plasma pinball'. (http://tinyurl.com/e4p5w)
> >
>
> or here: http://www.homearcadeclassics.com/Plasma_Pinball/
>

Very cool stuff! Now if only a version of VisualPinMAME could be adapted
to the system...drool...

--
Kevin Steele
RetroBlast! Retrogaming News and Reviews
www.retroblast.com
 
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On 2005-05-06, Hung N <find@my.crack> wrote:

> "Smoking fags" must be a popular British pastime... ;-)

Ah yes, I forgot about the language barrier... That one caught me out
at University when I found myself part of a group of Americans from
Rutgers. When I told them I was "pissed" they'd look concerned and
ask me why, and I'd look at the table full of beer glasses and wonder
what planet they were on. They looked shocked when I came out with
the "smoke a dearest comrade" line too.

> I hear Russians are renowned for their ability to smoke fish, but I
> can never get the darn things to light up. 😛

Ever tried smoking cheese? What a stink.

--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
 
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On 2005-05-06, SINNER <99nesorjd@gates_of_hell.invalid> wrote:

> Score:: =-9999
> Message-ID: @posting\.google\.com>$
> Message-ID: googlegroups\.com>$

Ah yes, Google Groups, the new AOL... Very tempting.

--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
 
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On 2005-05-05, K.os <K.os023@gmail.com> wrote:

> You construct a laserMAME project so you can play Asteroids on the clouds.
> You declare bankrupcy a short while later when you receive your electricity
> bill.

You play Tetris using a tower block's lighting system. Oooops that
one's been done!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/718009.stm

--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
 
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* Kevin Steele wrote in alt.games.mame:
> Dead_Dad thought about it a bit, then said...
>> Dead_Dad wrote:
>> > lob wrote:

>> >> You develop a mame belly

>> >> lob

>> > You dream of building your own 'plasma pinball'. (http://tinyurl.com/e4p5w)

>> or here: http://www.homearcadeclassics.com/Plasma_Pinball/

> Very cool stuff! Now if only a version of VisualPinMAME could be adapted
> to the system...drool...

Cant be that tough can it? I could not find a price, why dont you call
and convice them to let you review one 😉

--
David
"We want to create puppets that pull their own strings."
-- Ann Marion

"Would this make them Marionettes?"
-- Jeff Daiell
 
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SINNER thought about it a bit, then said...
> * Kevin Steele wrote in alt.games.mame:
> > Dead_Dad thought about it a bit, then said...
> >> Dead_Dad wrote:
> >> > lob wrote:
>
> >> >> You develop a mame belly
>
> >> >> lob
>
> >> > You dream of building your own 'plasma pinball'. (http://tinyurl.com/e4p5w)
>
> >> or here: http://www.homearcadeclassics.com/Plasma_Pinball/
>
> > Very cool stuff! Now if only a version of VisualPinMAME could be adapted
> > to the system...drool...
>
> Cant be that tough can it? I could not find a price, why dont you call
> and convice them to let you review one 😉

Looking the brochure over, it sure looks like it _is_ VisualPinMAME. I'm
checking into a review now, as well as seeing if I can get some more
details on the machine.

--
Kevin Steele
RetroBlast! Retrogaming News and Reviews
www.retroblast.com
 
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"Tempora" <tempora@nowhere.com> wrote in news:g4xee.17643$Ab.10294
@trndny04:

> "lob" <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns964DD3721F355lob30yahoocom@203.26.24.228...
>>
>> You believe the conspiracy that the main motive behind the Iraq war
was
>> not
>> W.M.D. or Oil, but to provide the factual basis for a new arcade game:
>> Commando II.
>>
>> lob
>>
>
> A little late...Mercs is Commando II.
>
>

III then...

lob
 
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"pileofmonkeycrap" <pileofmonkeycrap@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1115373026.289255.122720@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

> You start an unfunny thread on a MAME newsgroup and there are 70+
> replies....and 38 of the replies are your own.
>

Yeah, this entire fraud of a thread was a setup so lob could force his weak
fodder [jokes] on an unsuspecting arcade community.

I almost got away with it too...

lob
 
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On 6 May 2005 21:48:17 +1000, lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote:


>> You start an unfunny thread on a MAME newsgroup and there are 70+
>> replies....and 38 of the replies are your own.
>>
>
>Yeah, this entire fraud of a thread was a setup so lob could force his weak
>fodder [jokes] on an unsuspecting arcade community.
>
>I almost got away with it too...

almost 🙂
 
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Following complaints from the less arcade-mad members of the family, you
relent and setup a non-arcade room.

lob
 
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Watching the Sept 11 2001 attacks on TV, you think to yourself 'Thank God
they didn't fly them planes into Williams Electronics Head Office.'

lob
 
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You go to confession and confess you've used the run fast cheat mode on
Track & Field.

lob
 
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