I've been inspired, I'm gonna go on the inquirer and write an article on how bill gates has a mole on his back that he named jackie and he had it injected with steriods he bought from barry bonds, so now bill has a soccer ball size talking mole on his back with a joe pesci attitude, and over time this mole has grown into a deformed midget on his back. In 2008 a surgery will be performed to seperate the two and jackie will be left in bill's position when he leaves Microsoft.
You just cant make that up.