Welcome to the forum.
You sure know how to start off with a bang.
I don't think you are going to find much help here for that kind of stuff.
What do you mean crack? Do you mean a serial #?
Well lets see, he must be on crack to ask such questions on such a public forum like this. Just a little to mainstream for such topics to be discussed and actions to be taking. Just a thought, but ya never know when Big Brother is watching.