Crazy idea forCPUs

Probably because there's not enough demand for anyone to make such a thing, what do we need it for? and how would you reliably mount a heatsink and fan to a floating CPU? Also I suspect the signals involved would not travel very far without degrading
 


Weren't early Pentiums on plugin riser boards?
 


those were like DIMMs. I remember when were less fragile than they are today