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http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/html/girl_1064.html
http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-15.jpg
http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-22.jpg

Eeewww, what the hell do you guys see in this chick? I give her a 3 out of
10.
Her face looks like frankenstein, she has big square shoulders, wide back
and her boobs are waaay too
low. Overall, her body is simply unproportiante and awkward looking.
 
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Actually not Frankenstein, more in line with that guy from The Goonies. I
forget his name but I remember
him saying stuff like:
"Ruucky Rowwd"
"Heeey you guys!!!"

"carrajo" <carrajo@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/html/girl_1064.html
> http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-15.jpg
> http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-22.jpg
>
> Eeewww, what the hell do you guys see in this chick? I give her a 3 out of
> 10.
> Her face looks like frankenstein, she has big square shoulders, wide back
> and her boobs are waaay too
> low. Overall, her body is simply unproportiante and awkward looking.
>
>
>
>
 
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"carrajo" <carrajo@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Actually not Frankenstein, more in line with that guy from The Goonies. I
> forget his name but I remember
> him saying stuff like:
> "Ruucky Rowwd"
> "Heeey you guys!!!"
>
> "carrajo" <carrajo@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hxgXe.188$0u2.112898@news20.bellglobal.com...
>> http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/html/girl_1064.html
>> http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-15.jpg
>> http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-22.jpg
>>
>> Eeewww, what the hell do you guys see in this chick? I give her a 3 out
>> of 10.
>> Her face looks like frankenstein, she has big square shoulders, wide back
>> and her boobs are waaay too
>> low. Overall, her body is simply unproportiante and awkward looking.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
 
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carrajo wrote:
> "carrajo" <carrajo@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:aMgXe.204$0u2.116651@news20.bellglobal.com...
>
>>Actually not Frankenstein, more in line with that guy from The Goonies. I
>>forget his name but I remember
>>him saying stuff like:
>>"Ruucky Rowwd"
>>"Heeey you guys!!!"
>>
>>"carrajo" <carrajo@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:hxgXe.188$0u2.112898@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>
>>>http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/html/girl_1064.html
>>>http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-15.jpg
>>>http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-22.jpg
>>>
>>>Eeewww, what the hell do you guys see in this chick? I give her a 3 out
>>>of 10.
>>>Her face looks like frankenstein, she has big square shoulders, wide back
>>>and her boobs are waaay too
>>>low. Overall, her body is simply unproportiante and awkward looking.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a man.
 
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carrajo wrote:
> http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/html/girl_1064.html
> http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-15.jpg
> http://www.morganshair.net/images/golden_brown/full/02-11-22.jpg
>
> Eeewww, what the hell do you guys see in this chick? I give her a 3 out of
> 10.
> Her face looks like frankenstein, she has big square shoulders, wide back
> and her boobs are waaay too
> low. Overall, her body is simply unproportiante and awkward looking.
>
>
>
>

I'm amazed at Maxim's ability to turn any girl, even a hideous one, into
a really hot looker. The magic combination of make-up, photoshop and
airbrushing never ceases to amaze.
 
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Exyle wrote:

>
> To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a man.

Like Jennifer Garner?
 
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RogerM wrote:
> Exyle wrote:
>
>
>>To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a man.
>
>
> Like Jennifer Garner?
>
>

So other people see it, too!

joemono
 
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"Exyle" <usenet.qwest@reg.exyled.net> wrote in message
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<SNIP>
> To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a man.

She has an *athletic* body which I'm sure you're not familiar with. She's
hot, just check out her old Maxim spread.
 
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"masters" <masters@universe.ga> wrote in message
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> "Exyle" <usenet.qwest@reg.exyled.net> wrote in message
> news:SKkXe.30$dr3.4713@news.uswest.net...
> <SNIP>
>> To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a man.
>
> She has an *athletic* body which I'm sure you're not familiar with. She's
> hot, just check out her old Maxim spread.
>

Her athletic body compliments her Kentucky Derby-like long face.
 
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joemono wrote:

>>> I wouldn't be surprised if [Morgan Webb] used to be a man.

>> Like Jennifer Garner?

> So other people see it, too!

Hmm...I find both women rather attractive.

Or should that be "women"?
 
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masters wrote:
> "Exyle" <usenet.qwest@reg.exyled.net> wrote in message
> news:SKkXe.30$dr3.4713@news.uswest.net...
> <SNIP>
> > To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a man.
>
> She has an *athletic* body which I'm sure you're not familiar with. She's
> hot, just check out her old Maxim spread.

She's stacked unlike all the flat skinny girls that are popular these
days. She's also smart and funny. Killer combination. Only complaint
I have is her ass is kinda flat. But tell me this isn't a fine-looking
woman:

http://users.adelphia.net/~jcerulli/images/FHM/Morgan%20Webb%202.jpg
http://img24.exs.cx/img24/2442/768_Morgan_Webb_05.jpg
 
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<control_z@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> masters wrote:
>> "Exyle" <usenet.qwest@reg.exyled.net> wrote in message
>> news:SKkXe.30$dr3.4713@news.uswest.net...
>> <SNIP>
>> > To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a man.
>>
>> She has an *athletic* body which I'm sure you're not familiar with.
>> She's
>> hot, just check out her old Maxim spread.
>
> She's stacked unlike all the flat skinny girls that are popular these
> days. She's also smart and funny. Killer combination. Only complaint
> I have is her ass is kinda flat. But tell me this isn't a fine-looking
> woman:
>
> http://users.adelphia.net/~jcerulli/images/FHM/Morgan%20Webb%202.jpg
> http://img24.exs.cx/img24/2442/768_Morgan_Webb_05.jpg

No, on both counts. She's not "athletic" looking at all. She's pear
shaped. She has shingle titties, on top of that.
 
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Hillbilly J. Duncequeer wrote:

>>>> I wouldn't be surprised if [Morgan Webb] used to be a man.
>
>>> Like Jennifer Garner?
>
>> So other people see it, too!
>
> Hmm...I find both women rather attractive.
>
> Or should that be "women"?

This thread caused me to dream about Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler last
night. At least it is better than the dreams where I am at work, which
happen nightly.
 
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On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 09:25:16 -0700, "carrajo" <carrajo@hotmail.com>
thought hard and wrote:

<snip>

"The plucky cohost of TechTV’s video game review show, X-Play, is the
lust object of millions of drooling gamers."
Ewww.

--

-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 17 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
 
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Hank the Rapper wrote:

> This thread caused me to dream about Morgan
> Webb and Adam Sessler last night.

I hope in your dream you eviscerated Sessler with a spork.
 
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"Hank the Rapper" <xflopgoon@REMOVEyahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Hillbilly J. Duncequeer wrote:
>
>>>>> I wouldn't be surprised if [Morgan Webb] used to be a man.
>>
>>>> Like Jennifer Garner?
>>
>>> So other people see it, too!
>>
>> Hmm...I find both women rather attractive.
>>
>> Or should that be "women"?
>
> This thread caused me to dream about Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler last
> night. At least it is better than the dreams where I am at work, which
> happen nightly.
>

Damn Hank, who the heck dreams about work?
 
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"Fred Liken" <nothanks@toocoolforschool.com> wrote in message
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>
> <control_z@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>>
>> masters wrote:
>>> "Exyle" <usenet.qwest@reg.exyled.net> wrote in message
>>> news:SKkXe.30$dr3.4713@news.uswest.net...
>>> <SNIP>
>>> > To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a man.
>>>
>>> She has an *athletic* body which I'm sure you're not familiar with.
>>> She's
>>> hot, just check out her old Maxim spread.
>>
>> She's stacked unlike all the flat skinny girls that are popular these
>> days. She's also smart and funny. Killer combination. Only complaint
>> I have is her ass is kinda flat. But tell me this isn't a fine-looking
>> woman:
>>
>> http://users.adelphia.net/~jcerulli/images/FHM/Morgan%20Webb%202.jpg
>> http://img24.exs.cx/img24/2442/768_Morgan_Webb_05.jpg
>
> No, on both counts. She's not "athletic" looking at all. She's pear
> shaped. She has shingle titties, on top of that.
>

Please explain the concept of "shingle titties"? A Google search only shows
your usage. Never heard this in my life.
 
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Mattinglyfan wrote:

> Damn Hank, who the heck dreams about work?

Someone who is either a) stressed and overworked, and can't get his head out
of it when he goes home at night, or b) works as the female porn star's
version of a fluffer.

And while I wouldn't say Morgan Webb is nasty, if she wasn't a high profile
gamer chick none of us would give her a second look. She's no better looking
than the homeliest of the Fragdolls.

-Z-
 
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Zackman wrote:
> And while I wouldn't say Morgan Webb is nasty, if she wasn't a high profile
> gamer chick none of us would give her a second look. She's no better looking
> than the homeliest of the Fragdolls.
>
> -Z-

Cat Schwartz nude

http://www.hutta.com/catcrop/
 
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"Mattinglyfan" <nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote

>>> She's stacked unlike all the flat skinny girls that are popular these
>>> days. She's also smart and funny. Killer combination. Only complaint
>>> I have is her ass is kinda flat. But tell me this isn't a fine-looking
>>> woman:

>> No, on both counts. She's not "athletic" looking at all. She's pear
>> shaped. She has shingle titties, on top of that.

> Please explain the concept of "shingle titties"? A Google search only
> shows your usage. Never heard this in my life.

I'll try to draw you a picture, or something.
 
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"Mattinglyfan" <nyyankees@comcast.net> wrote

>> No, on both counts. She's not "athletic" looking at all. She's pear
>> shaped. She has shingle titties, on top of that.
>
> Please explain the concept of "shingle titties"? A Google search only
> shows your usage. Never heard this in my life.

Here is a picture of shingles that I think helps to illustrate my point.
Let me know if you "get it". If not, I'll try harder. I'm having a hard
time thinking of a way to describe it.

http://www.realestateinspector.com/images/newsletter-flashing/poor-shingle-flashing.jpg
 
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HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thanks!

Disturbingerler!
http://thiswebsiterules.com/downloads/videos1/bunnydancer.wmv

"Blig Merk" <blig_murk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Flip back and forth between these pictures but prepare to be disturbed.
>
> Chuck Connors
> http://www.spindelvisions.com/CP-3-Chuck%20%20Connors.jpg
>
> Morgan Webb
> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/IFAvrilLavigne/Morgan%20Webb/Brown/8298a_MorganWebb_unscrewed1p.jpg
>
 
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Zackman wrote:

>> Damn Hank, who the heck dreams about work?
>
> Someone who is either a) stressed and overworked, and can't get his
> head out of it when he goes home at night,

Bingo. 🙁 The company I work for split in two. I was hoping to bail out of
one company, instead I get to supervise/manage both companies. It's ruining
my mood. I snap at people for no reason and the stupidest things set me into
Hulk rage.
 
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