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Pentium 4 Paradise
(Pentium 4's Paradise sung to the tune of Coolio's Gangsta Paradise)
As I walk through the valley in the shadow of pentium 3
I take a look at my Architecture and see there's nothing left for me to improve on
Cuz I've had my clocks and steps increased so many times
Even the shareholder's think that the Ceo's mind is gone
But i never deserved this crap i did my job and now i'm just scrap
I cant bear getting treated like Garbage and you know thats unfair
A64 you better watch now what you do cause you might end up like me
Useless and not even wanted for free
I really hate to say this Paul but dont
f*** up like Craig did with me or you might end up like him
on your knees begging for a job at dell
I'm the proc that every celeron and powerpc wanted to be like but no more
I'm my saying prayers everyday to not end up like commodore 64
Chorus:
Been spending most our lives living in the pentium 4's Paradise
Been spending most our lives living in the pentium 4's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the pentium 4's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the pentium 4's Paradise
This the situation
They got me facin
I cant live with no more Pipes
I was created by men who designed proc's of many types
So I gotta be down with the design team
Too much Conroe Speculation got me chasin dreams
Im an elaborate proc created with money on the Craig's mind
Got memory controller in my chipset and 800mhz as my bus
I'm a Tired ol Proc and an Ocing Master
All my Core's are down with me
Willamette,Northwood,Prescott,Cedarmill,Smithfeild,And Presler
Obsoleteness aint nuthin but a clockcycle away
Yo Conroe, what can I say?
Im 6, now but will I be around to see 7
The way it's goin, I dunno
Chorus:
Tell me why is intel so blind to see
That the ones they hurt are you and me
Been spending most our lives living in the Pentium 4's Paradise
Been spending most our lives living in the Pentium 4's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Pentium 4's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Pentium 4's Paradise
Power and the Voltage, voltage and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybodys runnin for conroe, but half of them aint lookin
At whats goin on in the lab
Right behind the fab
They say I gotta Slowdown stop taking so much power, but nobody knows how
If they cant rebuild me, how can they expect me?
I guess they cant
I guess they wont
I guess they consider me a runt
Thats why I know my time is up, fool
Chorus:
Been spending most our lives living in the Pentium 4's Paradise
Been spending most our lives living in the Pentium 4's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Pentium 4's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Pentium 4's Paradise
Tell me why intel is so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me
Tell me why intel is so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me