Tom's Hardware Giveaway - Fallout 4!

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First thing I'd do is forge a weapon, then wander until I found a settlement, lived in or abandoned. If there's people there I'd steal a gun from someone and bounty hunt for a living, if there aren't people I scavenge for food and supplies and continue to do so in other settlements I find until I felt I was ready to wander the wastelands.
 
After emerging from vault I would check to see if Star Citizen had been released. After finding out it was scheduled for 2278 ( tentative). I would head back into the vault , refreeze myself in the hope of awakening in time for the release.
 
After getting out of the vault i would sneak back in plant some explosives but not before stealing a pair of sunglasses and a biker jacket then when i get back outside the vault sunglasses in one hand and detonator in the other then slowly walk away from the vault in a cinematic way as i lift the detonator into the air and blow up the vault then as the explosion goes up behind me put on the sunglasses in the most bad a** way and walk into the sunset ... Then after i fantasized that and realized the baby i really am i would walk away head down, shoulders slumped from the only home i have ever known. After mopping for a good hour i run into a group of bandits that give me a motivational speak so good i decide to make a new home. So i dig a hole put a trash can lid over it and put a sign up that says vault -1
 
After living in the cramped quarters of a vault? First thing I would do is find a bathroom. For the first time in my existence I will have a bathroom that isn't shared with 100s of other people. A porcelain throne without thin walls and running commentary of the next guy over, or the Overseer watching. It would be glorious. After that? Well guess its time to start finding a new 'UltraJet' and start my drug empire.
 
Lots of crying... Then I'd realize how stupid I was for fully allocating strength in the vault standard issue S.P.E.C.I.A.L book and cry as I punched my way through the wasteland
 
What would i do just after emerging from a Vault. Frist, find supplies! gun, food, water... scavenge everything possible. Second, find condom, be it human, mutant, orc, sheep, always wear a condom. And find some nasty amount of bottle caps. Then find the nuka cola factory is coming in third. And lasty, kill the people who come in, so no one steal my fortune. NO ONE.
 
After living in a closed ventilation loop all of my life, I would probably release the longest and most satisfying fart ever, then I'd proceed to collect everything that wasn't nailed down.
 
The first thing I would do is raid the local restrooms to stock up on toilet paper. It would help combat the inevitable rad burn during my many days of future questing.
 
I would immediately run to the nearest pile of dirt and eat it, strengthening my immune system to the point where I could eat anything without consequence. I would then start a post-apocalyptic circus where I was the main attraction. People would come from all over to see me eat all sorts of things. However one day a patron would ask me to eat a strange looking item. I would be wary at first, but not wanting to disappoint the crowd, I'd eat it anyway, unaware that it was a miniature G.E.C.K. in disguise. I'd eat it and be covered with a thick matte of grass-hair, though through my sheer force of will, I would be able to suppress it and start to grow an abundance of pineapples all over my body, charging a thousand dollars per fruit. I'd become even richer when offered to eat some right off my body. I'd live the rest of my days as the pineapple king and have my servants feed me pineapples from my shoulder into my mouth.
 
The first [strike]this[/strike] thing I would do would be to put my hand over my eyes to help shield them from the natural light they have never been exposed to. Next would be to take a big deep breath.
 
Listen to a Bowie song as a imagine myself flying to mars. Settle down in a nearby deserted outhouse while prepping a gun, some boots and waiting for the nuka cola to work.
 
Go right back in, count to ten, scream for exactly 7.8 seconds, go back out again, look optimistically at the horizon, die immediately.
 
Obviously the first thing I thing I do once I get out is look at my trusty Pip-boy. Once I got that covered it’s time to enjoy the wasteland while blasting some bandits with whatever weapons I can scavenge up.
Also can’t forget about Dogmeat, he’s always by my side ready to bite anybody that comes close.

Well… after all that’s done I’ll probably just “accidentally” run into a deathclaw or two and get mauled to death while trying to throw everything I have at it.
 
I would raid the vault for all technical knowledge that could be bartered for or traded, then head for Megaton to save the town, giving me a stable place to stay and community to integrate with.
 
See, I'm the guy who thinks about things like this a lot and it doesn't matter whichever vault i'm in. I always have the same game plan. So, first off I would find a weapon. Next step is to find a defensible area to use as a base of operations, either some place for myself or a settlement I can live in with others. Preferably the latter because of what comes next. I'm gonna set myself up as a scavenger, just like I do in the games. I grab everything. Once I can't carry anymore I start dropping the stuff with the lowest value per weight. Its basically a get rich quick scheme. Hunt down raiders, kill em, take their crap, and either put it to good use or sell it and make some cash. I'd become the best friend of all the merchants. Rinse off and repeat.
 
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