What is the greatest threat facing humanity today?
Not oil shortages...
Not global warming...
It is...
THIS THREAD!
Scientists at Freud's University, City of Kansas (F.U.C.K.), have predicted that if this thread is to continue then the processing power required to host it will outgrow the rate of technological advancement within 2 years. If this were to happen then the internet would be slowed to a crawl, and the human race would be thrown back into the stone age.
However, the scientists at F.U.C.K. are going to team up with the scientists at the Seattle Harbourside Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.), to see how they can stop this post, which they have deemed a Culmination of Useless Net Traffic (C.U.N.T.).
The UN has responded:
"We, the UN, are pleased to announce that we are working together with F.U.C.K and S.H.I.T., and we are taking progressive measures to get rid of this C.U.N.T.
This C.U.N.T. is making life difficult for everyone, so we have to get our S.H.I.T. together and, if we also F.U.C.K it, we are sure we can beat this thread."
When F.U.C.K. was asked exactly what they plan to do, they replied: "We here at F.U.C.K. will give it our all, or as we like to say, we will do F.U.C.K. all to help S.H.I.T. make sure this C.U.N.T. never returns".