From George Carlin
What year did Jesus think it was?
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
All stereotypes are true.
From Tupac
Now that I'm strugglin in this business, by any means/Label me greedy gettin green, but seldom seen
From Mark Twian
Never let your schoolin' interfere with your education.
From Albert Einstein
A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution.
Whether you can observe a thing or not depends on the theory which you use. It is the theory which decides what can be observed.
My personal favorite from Groucho Marx
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age."
Choose Sucka
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Edit;
Aimed at the new pimp