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Just from the comments I read here today, I will definitely apply now. I'll have to call up Chris or Rachel and get me the job asap, because if this is what you guys are like, we're going to have a frickin blast!

And I actually mean that in a good way. Not the sarcastic, monotone Ben Stein way it reads like.
 
1And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron, and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us; for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.

2And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me.

3And all the people brake off the golden earrings which were in their ears, and brought them unto Aaron.

4And he received them at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, after he had made it a molten calf: and they said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

5And when Aaron saw it, he built an altar before it; and Aaron made proclamation, and said, To morrow is a feast to the LORD.

6And they rose up early on the morrow, and offered burnt offerings, and brought peace offerings; and the people sat down to eat and to drink, and rose up to play.

7And the LORD said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves:

8They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them: they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed thereunto, and said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which have brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

9And the LORD said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people:

10Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a great nation.

11And Moses besought the LORD his God, and said, LORD, why doth thy wrath wax hot against thy people, which thou hast brought forth out of the land of Egypt with great power, and with a mighty hand?

12Wherefore should the Egyptians speak, and say, For mischief did he bring them out, to slay them in the mountains, and to consume them from the face of the earth? Turn from thy fierce wrath, and repent of this evil against thy people.

13Remember Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, thy servants, to whom thou swarest by thine own self, and saidst unto them, I will multiply your seed as the stars of heaven, and all this land that I have spoken of will I give unto your seed, and they shall inherit it for ever.

14And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

15And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.

16And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

17And when Joshua heard the noise of the people as they shouted, he said unto Moses, There is a noise of war in the camp.

18And he said, It is not the voice of them that shout for mastery, neither is it the voice of them that cry for being overcome: but the noise of them that sing do I hear.

19And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount.

20And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, and strawed it upon the water, and made the children of Israel drink of it.

21And Moses said unto Aaron, What did this people unto thee, that thou hast brought so great a sin upon them?

22And Aaron said, Let not the anger of my lord wax hot: thou knowest the people, that they are set on mischief.

23For they said unto me, Make us gods, which shall go before us: for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.

24And I said unto them, Whosoever hath any gold, let them break it off. So they gave it me: then I cast it into the fire, and there came out this calf.

25And when Moses saw that the people were naked; (for Aaron had made them naked unto their shame among their enemies:)

26Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on the LORD's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him.

27And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour.

28And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men.

29For Moses had said, Consecrate yourselves today to the LORD, even every man upon his son, and upon his brother; that he may bestow upon you a blessing this day.

30And it came to pass on the morrow, that Moses said unto the people, Ye have sinned a great sin: and now I will go up unto the LORD; peradventure I shall make an atonement for your sin.

31And Moses returned unto the LORD, and said, Oh, this people have sinned a great sin, and have made them gods of gold.

32Yet now, if thou wilt forgive their sin--; and if not, blot me, I pray thee, out of thy book which thou hast written.

33And the LORD said unto Moses, Whosoever hath sinned against me, him will I blot out of my book.

34Therefore now go, lead the people unto the place of which I have spoken unto thee: behold, mine Angel shall go before thee: nevertheless in the day when I visit I will visit their sin upon them.

35And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made.
 
And now some of the questions every1 is making:

- How much do you pay?
- How many hours a day/week?
- What´s the schedule?
- Do you accept people working in other countries?
- Can we work from home

off topic:
- Are you interested in doing a portuguese language version?
 
[citation][nom]coonday[/nom]I could become a much needed proofreader for you guys, unlike Gin Fushicho.[/citation]

I spelled consideration wrong... so what? I had to leave in the next 30 seconds. SCHOOL. =p Besides Firefox does all the proof reading for me.
 
Northperth..... what the hells up with all the commandment or bible crap?

This is a technology forum not a religious one, no matter what kind of joke it was meant to be.
 
I don't think it was a joke; I think the guy's mind is switched "off."

I already have a good job, or I'd seriously think about it. Anyway, I hope you give very strong consideration to the candidates' writing and proofreading abilities.
 
At my job we recently did a profiling test for us IT staff, so I know I ain't qualified to deal with people. 11 years of experience with the stuff, but still not capable of dealing with the stuff's owners.
Translated quote from the 'results' : "Preferred work type: enterprising (google translation, dunno if accurate) / possible weaknesses: Not suitable for tasks where diplomatic behavior is important"

Anyhow, it's good to see they're looking for someone capable of working with people. Only chris and jane from the current staffing seem capable of that.
 
School gets in the way.... but yea, the only job I can think of that I would be any good at would be proofreading.

Congrats to the lucky person to get the job! 😀
 
NO, I don't think i have what it takes for the job: I don't suck up to Apple and it's wondrous products, and I tend to proofread my comments before I click the "submit" button.

And, besides, I would probably add an "edit" feature to the forum comments and I know for a fact that you would not approve that, given that with all the requests for it you still haven't done it.

So, no, not for me.
 
[citation][nom]doc70[/nom]NO, I don't think i have what it takes for the job: I don't suck up to Apple and it's wondrous products, and I tend to proofread my comments before I click the "submit" button. And, besides, I would probably add an "edit" feature to the forum comments and I know for a fact that you would not approve that, given that with all the requests for it you still haven't done it. So, no, not for me.[/citation]

Are you even using Toms Hardware ? Seriously! Sure Tuan likes machintosh. But who can blame him? There are people who like Volkswagen as well, which is just as mad. But he, like the rest of the bunch, are only as subjective as they have to be in their evaluations of things. They may occassionally recommend something you don't agree with, but so what? opinions are just that. Their recommendations are theirs, not yours.
If you indeed proofread your comments before you submit, why would you need an edit feature? I don't proofread, so I might need it. Fortunately for me IT DOES EXIST. It's disabled for talkback, but there's both regular and quick edit as options for the ordinary forums.
So if you claim that all users request it, yet haven't noticed that it is implemented, I can't help to wonder if you just post to release some frustration with the world instead of actually wishing to contribute to the system in any reasonable way.
 
[citation][nom]jgiron[/nom]I was once a totalitarian ruler of a small country, am I qualified?[/citation]

Depends, what country?

And nice, D_Kuhn
 
[citation][nom]El_Capitan[/nom]Hire a Mac guy.[/citation]

Capitan this is your post.

[citation][nom]lashabane[/nom]I wonder how much Best of Media is going to have to pay the community manager to deal with some of these trolls around here. It's one thing to voice an opinion and another matter entirely when direct insults are being used.[/citation]

This is lashabane's post. Which ( at least from what I can comprehend) doesn't have anything realted to MAC.

[citation][nom]El_Capitan[/nom]What's wrong with hiring a Mac guy? Are you implying something? There's absolutely no articles concerning Apple products. For a pretty big share in the handheld market and even the computer industry, not even one article.[/citation]

You're quoting here as lashabane is the one who posted The Hire a Mac guy comment.

[citation][nom]lashabane[/nom]No idea why you decided to quote me. My posting has nothing to do with Macs.[/citation]

Lashabane is right, what the heck you were thinking Capitan ?[citation]

[nom]matt87_50[/nom]have you been on holiday? there have been lots of apple news articles lately, and the community's been pretty much in open revolt over it, they even did a piece bitching about how we bitch about apple.as for normal articles, what is there to know about apple hardware?how the iTouch stacks up as a mobile gaming platform is a bit interesting, and they already did an article on that.[/citation]

Well, it looks to me that either Capitan was a high Holiday or it was a good sarcasm :) ( which might be the only credit Capitan has in all of this)

[citation][nom]El_Capitan[/nom]Hire a PC guy.[/citation]

Now El_Capitan want a PC Guy?

This guy has just flipped out or do you clinically have multiple personalities? I hope the MAc comment was a sarcasm or people will realize you're dangerous creature and should be sterilized before such things will pass to further generations. :) .... Just kidding dude. Sometimes we need some swithed off folks to get some laughs. 😀



 
All you guys saying they need to hire an editor, redesign the site, etc...apparently need to read the article yourselves. This is in regards to a community manager for the forums.
 
[citation][nom]Athreex[/nom]Capitan this is your post.This is lashabane's post. Which ( at least from what I can comprehend) doesn't have anything realted to MAC. You're quoting here as lashabane is the one who posted The Hire a Mac guy comment.Lashabane is right, what the heck you were thinking Capitan ?[citation][nom]matt87_50[/nom]have you been on holiday? there have been lots of apple news articles lately, and the community's been pretty much in open revolt over it, they even did a piece bitching about how we bitch about apple.as for normal articles, what is there to know about apple hardware?how the iTouch stacks up as a mobile gaming platform is a bit interesting, and they already did an article on that.[/citation]Well, it looks to me that either Capitan was a high Holiday or it was a good sarcasm ( which might be the only credit Capitan has in all of this)Now El_Capitan want a PC Guy? This guy has just flipped out or do you clinically have multiple personalities? I hope the MAc comment was a sarcasm or people will realize you're dangerous creature and should be sterilized before such things will pass to further generations. .... Just kidding dude. Sometimes we need some swithed off folks to get some laughs.[/citation]
Hire this guy.
 
[citation][nom]TheViper[/nom]All you guys saying they need to hire an editor, redesign the site, etc...apparently need to read the article yourselves. This is in regards to a community manager for the forums.[/citation]
It's more than that, but that's certainly part of the job.
 
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