There's 5 good reasons for apple to buy valve, how about 5 good reasons for valve not to be bought out? How about let's start with: Apple is more controlling than the average abusive parent and would almost immediately limit valve to only producing games for apple products. Actually, you know what, let's end it there. Because that's all we need to know. No more valve games for PC. No more valve games for xbox. Hell, even if they only acquired Steam, and not all of Valve, you'd suddenly have to download an app from apple to use steam, you'd have to boot up an apple program to run games bought through steam, and you'd have to purchase games through apple. (Which, as we've all learned, purchasing "anything" through apple is pricey) And that's just "assuming" that apple would continue to offer steam to windows users. They only begrudgingly offer us itunes (with its own unique suite of compatibility problems) because if they didn't offer itunes to windows users, they'd lose a "lot" of income.