I was going to write a MMA fighter with a good record, but then that's kind of too general, so I'll say Connor McGregor, cause he'll manhandle just about anyone his size and won't quit a fight.
For those of you who wrote John McClane, you must be my age! Tough as old leather he was and probably still is.
Newt is another answer that can't be from a millennial - she was the opposite of monster bad ass, like a cute little scared girl kind of bad ass...
Sterling Archer - hahahaha - well true that, he must've also survived just about any and all STD's known or not yet known to mankind! That and vindictive vicious girls and of course going camping without silky smooth toilet paper. He's like the ultimate mama's boy and playboy and somehow always seems to manage and survive, more out of luck or charm than any real survival skills.